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people want to complain about ptdr, i say bring back Complimentary Hotel Lobby Water reaction

17.12.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"Would you say that data observability is an issue?", they inquire with a tone that very clearly implies that this is a leading question.
I am immediately deeply worried. For those who are unaware!
, my specialty is building systems that move large amounts of data through companies, organize them in a way that is at least marginally less of a horrific clusterfuck than what random people without specific training will do when left to their own devices, and sometimes assist with statistics. Data observability is the high-level term that captures the ability of a business to go "Instead of downloading the data, it would appear the computers caught fire this morning. Would you like to fix this or pretend it never happened?"
The reason that I'm concerned is that the executive in front of me should not be using that term. They have no idea what it really means, which is fine because they aren't specialized in my area, but I am wondering why someone who requires crayon-tier technical explanations is inquiring about a niche, unsexy element of a platform they don't understand. This would be like my 96-year-old grandfather asking me about Bitcoin mining-impressive if he had arrived at the question organically, but in practice I'm already dialing the bank to report a massive theft.

"Would you say that data observability is an issue?", they inquire with a tone that very clearly implies that this is a leading question. I am immediately deeply worried. For those who are unaware! , my specialty is building systems that move large amounts of data through companies, organize them in a way that is at least marginally less of a horrific clusterfuck than what random people without specific training will do when left to their own devices, and sometimes assist with statistics. Data observability is the high-level term that captures the ability of a business to go "Instead of downloading the data, it would appear the computers caught fire this morning. Would you like to fix this or pretend it never happened?" The reason that I'm concerned is that the executive in front of me should not be using that term. They have no idea what it really means, which is fine because they aren't specialized in my area, but I am wondering why someone who requires crayon-tier technical explanations is inquiring about a niche, unsexy element of a platform they don't understand. This would be like my 96-year-old grandfather asking me about Bitcoin mining-impressive if he had arrived at the question organically, but in practice I'm already dialing the bank to report a massive theft.

...Yes," I reply hesitant, "but I think we can remedy most of that by implementing some basic testing. With some backing, I can accomplish that in a month or two."
"What do you think about Monte Carlo?"
What the fuck is Monte Carlo? I've never heard of that. I mean, I know there's a place called Monte Carlo, and I know of Monte Carlo algorithms, but there's no way this person is talking about either of those. It must be a product.
"I don't know what that is."
"I saw it on LinkedIn last night and I think it will solve our observability issues. Do you think we should get it?"
Oh. Oh no. I don't understand what exactly happened last night on LinkedIn, but I know it is dark and sad and reeks of unfulfilled wants. The executive sat before me has been marketed to. No, worse, they have been Marketed to, with a capital M.

...Yes," I reply hesitant, "but I think we can remedy most of that by implementing some basic testing. With some backing, I can accomplish that in a month or two." "What do you think about Monte Carlo?" What the fuck is Monte Carlo? I've never heard of that. I mean, I know there's a place called Monte Carlo, and I know of Monte Carlo algorithms, but there's no way this person is talking about either of those. It must be a product. "I don't know what that is." "I saw it on LinkedIn last night and I think it will solve our observability issues. Do you think we should get it?" Oh. Oh no. I don't understand what exactly happened last night on LinkedIn, but I know it is dark and sad and reeks of unfulfilled wants. The executive sat before me has been marketed to. No, worse, they have been Marketed to, with a capital M.

I genuinely think @mrnikli.bsky.social may be one of the best business writers in history, and β€œBrainwash An Executive Today!” is one of the best written and insightful and funny business pieces of all time. A must read. Execs can be really stupid!

ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/brainwa...

22.11.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 543    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10
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us olympic team trials are soon. bunch of tourneys in canada right now

www.usacurling.org
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02.11.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if i were a fan of either team i'd be chewing the floor atm

02.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:shepface:

02.11.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@murn.bsky.social happy 30th to mellon collie

23.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Make Fun Of Them Have you ever heard Sam Altman speak? I’m serious, have you ever heard this man say words from his mouth?Β  Here is but one of the trenchant insights from Sam Altman in his agonizing 37-minute-long p...

Newsletter: It's time for a radical new approach to tech CEOs: mocking them, because they talk like idiots and provide little value to society outside of their dedication to shareholder value. They sound stupid, they do nothing, and it's time to fight back.
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30.06.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3582    πŸ” 1010    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 129

aww happy gotcha day monty :3 he found such a good home

28.05.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:cripes:

08.04.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i really like the canned french-style ones

08.04.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh my!! mister kitty :3

16.03.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my goodness

13.03.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuzzy buddies !!

12.03.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there is nothing, absolutely nothing, better than great pro wrestling

10.03.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this should main event. imo

02.03.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The answer is simple: you write down how it got this way, why it got this way, the names of the people responsible, and how rich they got doing it. You then tie it together in a timeless package that says "fuck these people, right?" And you hand it to as many normal people as possible

23.02.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 835    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

if pro wrestling is fake, explain this

16.02.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i had no idea he started on a morning show ??

15.02.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

babies :3

10.02.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

boy howdy

10.02.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i tried turning on sap but it said it wasnt available ;_;

10.02.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it works ;_;

i have wanted this for a very long time. thank you for the inspiration!

08.02.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

noted but i am power-off crew, thank you!

28.01.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so i hadnt set the snes mini up because i didnt have any plugs without a recabling then over dinner i had the realization it might be able to be powered via the usb ports on my modern tv and holy fuck, it worked, and by the end of the week im going to have a wireless snes setup. thank you quiggy :3

28.01.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

just subscribed, thanks!

28.01.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks for making me go down this hole atm - i do have an snes mini and now i'm seeing 8bitdo make wireless kits for its wired controllers, and their receiver works with the official switch snes controllers...

28.01.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how the fuck did i not know this existed. and the last run was 2023 :cripes:

:checks ebay:

lmao

28.01.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking of AI, fuck AI

27.01.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

...what is that

28.01.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wow, excellent work by both

23.01.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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