OH SHIT! Look what I dug up from the Twitter archives! I mean this is OLD AF! Jesus had some words!

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

If our democracy dies, this is its epitaph

A screenshot meme with a tweeted response to a question posed by Anna (@frogs4girls):“so what are we calling this one. Just “great depression 2”? “Greater depression”? Any suggestions? Anybody?” The response from Ellie Schnitt (@holy_schnitt) reads “2 great 2depression maybe” and an x.com url I don’t want to bother linking you to because to the hells with Elon.

anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"

And this too:

It's always wrong to vandalize personal property and that certainly includes Teslas, and also: your government is actively disappearing innocent people without due process, so, you know, that second one is taking up my empathetic bandwidth at the moment.

“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”

Where was that question on Elon Makes Trump Babysit Day?

I did have fun, tho, calling to cancel my Prime membership so as to be recorded by the Customer Service bot and wishing it a "Happy Prime Cancellation Day!"

@abraham.bsky.social I keep thinking about Santichai and Melissa Suputayaporn and I want to be them. I want their absolute, leathery determination and aid-delivery-mission focus. I want their kindness in the face of chaos.

So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID.

This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.

What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.

I want to live in Becky Chambers' universe. There should be think tanks working on "How do we start making a society like Becky Chambers would write?" and Policy Institutes churning out legislative agendas for the Becky Chambers Agenda.

The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

This is stochastic terrorism.

Gonna make my own AI but it’s going to be a Largely Learned Helplessness Model. It will transcend Language and respond to your existential screams into the void with its own variation of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA