James

you know what might really take this omelet to the next level is some olive oil mixed in with the egg, I'll just add some to the mix aaaand ah shit right, that's mayonnaise. I invented mayonnaise again.

a poorly drawn cat seen from behind, standing upright on its hind legs (which are hairless)

a seal point cat standing on its hind legs at a window, front paws resting on the ledge while looking outside, the fur on its hind legs appears shaved, making the legs look very (very) thin

sir please put some pants on

me finally getting recognized for fucking up everyone’s lives constantly

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

white cat resting in a stone mortar

cats why do you like this molcajete

piracy discourse is so exhausting and passe, but i will observe that every truly great collector of physical media I know has a big harddrive of pirated books and movies. you literally cannot have one without the other

The endless laserflip is possible. #easkate #skate4

Cats are liquid

Especially on Halloween 🎃🐈‍⬛🎃

i am so ready for quantum to be the next dumb buzzword the tech industry forces everyone to pretend to care about. "how are you incorporating quantum into your daily work?" i'm not but it's so refreshing you asked me a new and different stupid question

Look at Cronut

Hong Kong Cinema Classics™ - GKIDS Films Shout! Studios and Hong Kong Cinema Classics are thrilled to bring some of the best of these movies to audiences.

@timessqkungfu.bsky.social @headexposure.bsky.social the list of cities for the Hong Kong Cinema Classics theatrical run is out. It's going to be incredible to see these restorations on the big screen!

Here's my argument about AI that's distilled down about as much as I can: if it was good for me, my boss wouldn't want me to use it so bad.

keanu reeves in a black suit and carrie anne moss in a black sweater dress sitting a small wooden table looking at the viewer. promo or interview pic from the fourth matrix movie

your step-mother and i are very concerned about your grades

closeup of a black and gray cat with striking green eyes

cronut

Career advice for UX designers: Every time a vice president says they want a user interface to be “delightful” when they should be describing them as useful, usable or accessible do a shot. In a couple short decades you should achieve both my title and liver health #wwdc

A bag of Big Tits potato chips — for 10¢ you got 1 & 3/4 ounces of chips. There's a picture of a large man in a suit with a walking stick on it that is of course "Big Tits" aka Titus Tart

In the 1930s, Titus Tart started a potato chip company, and of course he named it for himself.

babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched that advice you give others

Nobody likes the movie so that’s not a troll

It’s good but it was past my kid show limit when I first watched it 15 years ago. I don’t think you’d dig it.

Floss

a man holds a ham. it says: ENOUGH HAM - - - - - - - - - - REPLACE HAM

ham meter

this was shared with me yesterday and it's the best thing you'll see this month.

sometimes when i feel down about the state of the world I try to remember this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_wo.... The world, in my experience, is nowhere near as hard and cruel as pop culture would have you believe. It has its issues, thats a fact, but we also view it through a really fucked up lens

A sunset with clouds

This is the coat that monkey found wandering around Ikea a decade ago was wearing

Watching 80s Hong Kong movies and I’m amazed how much ass people could kick wearing white on white reeboks

Weird man in a hat and three piece suit with a giant mustache and a cane talking to people in a crowd

IRL silent movie villain watching Olympic BMX. I hope none of those women end up tied to a train track.

no musical genre talks about itself as much as house

Black and white picture of a cat being carried over someone’s shoulder

Adventure cat