LMS

We are never recovering from this. Are we?

Making sure we are safe front those “woke” fonts. I can’t believe this is even a thing but here we are.

Making sure everyone is safe

I almost got Whammed but I realized it was the Pudding Version so yay

The game starts December 1st. You should be good

Whamageddon 2025: Day 1. I will be sent to Whamhalla early. I can feel it. #Whamageddon #Whamhalla

Easiest explanation for last night's voting:

We lost the plot. They won.

You know what I miss? Coming home and watching The Montel Willams Show. It was such an easy life back then.

I had to use my purse’s emergency chapstick because I couldn’t find the regular chapstick in the purse’s pocket and now the whole purse is out of synch.

We are screwed no matter what. The damage has been done and JD will just finish whatever is left to do.

Taylor Swift getting engaged on the highest holiday for us basic bitches is not sitting well with me. Happy for her. Not happy about sharing PSL day.

“Gravel's got a right to travel.” IYKYK

There’s no stopping the nightmare we live in, is there?

What midterms? We are fucked

We knew it. I should not be surprised. The GOP fucked us yet again.

a man says " i got chills they 're multiplying " Alt: John Travolta singing the following line " I got chills they’re multiplying.”

Current health situation. I don’t need this right now. I will find whoever made me sick and I will punch them in the taint.

a cartoon of a girl with a fever and a box of tissues ALT: a cartoon of a girl with a fever and a box of tissues

I do not need to get a cold. Maybe I can manifest the virus to go away. Ah fuck. I am sick.

No one is doing a damn thing. That’s infuriating because Congress should be speaking for the people.

I have no words for those who voted for him. I mean I do, but they would get me banned from here.

But those emails! Am I right? Those emails! /s

He wasn’t going to let Obama’s deal with Iran. But he will blame Obama or Biden for this.

But she had : checks notes : that horrible laugh. How could she lead us? /s. Has anyone heard from Congress or the GOP?

I am doing some training modules for work. If the material were any drier, it would be called Mrs. Ben Shapiro. #randomthoughts #liberal

Gavin Newsom is the embodiment of the Spanish phrase moms use to stop major tantrums, “Te calmas o te calmo.” That is Daddy Newsom’s attitude towards Trump and it makes me so happy. #California #Newsom #liberal

Watching Gavin Newsom. I swear I just got pregnant.

Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year.

The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.

Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.

What was the reason behind the breakup between Trump and Musk? My spidey senses think it was staged to distract us from something else.

I will never accept Elon. Ever.