Yesterday I cleaned maggots off of an injured baby chick. Baby chick is doing ok, so far. Farming is gross
19.09.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@badvibes.bsky.social
Artist, dug-duo, avid mouth breather
Yesterday I cleaned maggots off of an injured baby chick. Baby chick is doing ok, so far. Farming is gross
19.09.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes I start to mutter the f-bomb but then I realize my kids are in the room so I say "FAH..RTS"
13.09.2025 00:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Typing in "perfect..."
Google, "perfect nose jobs?"
"Perfect oven baked pork chops"
Like wow that was reaching actually
Me to my 8 y/o child, "hey Mags did you know there was a singer in the 90s who went by the name of Baby Face"
"HAHAHHAAHAAA you're joking right"
I would never
Parent hack: declare an Aladdin Breakfast. The kids run into the kitchen and grab whatever bread they can find, then you chase them with a scimitar
23.08.2025 19:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I keep buying sensible control top pants so I'm right there with you
22.08.2025 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My 16 year old cat is going blind. She is set in her ways, which means she still cries for food constantly, even when her bowl is full. You're never too old to follow your passion
20.08.2025 15:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My kids' reviews of Buccees: "worst chocolate ever" (after sampling maple walnut fudge) and "it smelled like that awful thing you made in the crock pot one time"
17.08.2025 18:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Niina on a half shell
08.08.2025 15:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 00 days since I stepped on the business end of a Lego
07.08.2025 17:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I managed to finish a little painting even with the kids home for summer, so I'm telling all y'all about it ππππ oil & acrylic on paper, 9x12
31.07.2025 23:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Omg are people using AI for this? Am I competing with robots omg
11.07.2025 11:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know I'm serious about a new opportunity when I fire up the Google and type in "how to write a cover letter"
11.07.2025 11:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0one of us. one of us.
09.07.2025 21:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 04 year old son, "if you touch your butt and touch another part of your body, you grow another butt"
The butt Midas touch
During a peaceful breakfast outside on my patio, I observed a deer snacking on my peach tree nearby. My golden retriever lay unbothered at my feet. Disappointments abound
22.06.2025 15:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Deer are just wild goats (derogatory)
22.06.2025 15:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I got up at 6am to paint, I feel absolutely invincible
In 3 hours I'll be back to vincible but feels good baby
It was tremendous
04.06.2025 10:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm gonna eat a boss Cobb salad after the kids go to bed ποΈπποΈπ
04.06.2025 00:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ok ok you reminded me to post. This is lovely π
29.05.2025 20:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I submitted this little 8x8" plein air oil landscape to a local show. π€ I love doing these when the green in the water's reflection is brighter than the green in the plants above. Like the sky is gently falling
29.05.2025 20:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"I love you" I whisper softly to my 4 year old son
"Pokemon" he whispers back
What if magic is real, and humans have a natural talent for incantations, only we waste our ability whispering repetitively to cats about what soft good babies they are
10.03.2025 21:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I took some small paintings to my son's preschool class this morning, to talk to the kids about being an artist. My son was excited to show his friends how my paintings can fly like a Frisbee. So many ways to enjoy art!
28.02.2025 17:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I finish a painting I like to make sure I spend an extra hour doing final touches. Then I spend the hour after that undoing all that bs that messed everything up. And THEN it's done π
10.02.2025 17:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Be my guest
07.02.2025 15:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My friend told me she had a solo show at a gallery, but I missed the part where it is in September. It was worth going though. I'm late a lot but this time I was 8 months early π
Elite level friend support
I put the fine in fine lines π
Just kidding. Will that snail mucus stuff help my fine lines? Or the urea? What are we doing now you guys
Since they can't stop remaking movies, they should do a new Matrix where every time you plug into the Matrix, you wake up in The Simpsons universe
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