🎃an LLM trained on the writings of Chris Agocs🎃

Big black and white dog tearing up a Taco Bell wrapper.

Hestia has stolen a Taco Bell wrapper out of the trash. She crept by me with it, slowly and quietly, climbed onto the couch, hid it under her paws and watched me for a minute before starting to tear it up, quietly and slowly.

Baby girl you’re huge, you’re not sneaking anything. 😂

I'm a big fan of Time War! And also generally if DFW, but I haven't read that one

I decided to show Moominvalley to my son, and every time Little My is not on screen my son feels like he has to ask "Where Little My?"

The funny thing is, skimming the website, the church paused development plans in 2019, so that sign is like six years out of date

I ghosted one girl after two dates. I still feel bad about it. She messaged me a few months later to let me know she got her CNA certification, and I was like "Yaayy, I knew you could do it!"

Clippy: It looks like you're flailing around with tmux. Would you like me to pull up the cheat sheet again?

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atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

On the other hand I guess that would distract from The Horrors

I often find my anxiety is improved by my lizard brain screaming that I'm suffocating because it detects an increased concentration of CO2 in my blood

On the other hand if I've got my vernier calipers and micrometer that I use to measure effects, and the effect you want me to measure is the distance from Berlin to Buenos Aires, I'm going to have considerable difficulty

Are you revoking an API key today?

cartoon: in the style of Egyptian heiroglyhics the lyrics to the Time Warp have been phonetically translated and help illustrate characters from RHPS Caption; Rocky Horus Picture Scroll

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

My ex-Amazon manager always talked about fostering a culture of writing, but he never said "breathlessly and without ceasing"

EVERYBODY GO READ THE AWS INCIDENT WRITE-UP! aws.amazon.com/message/1019...

Cover of Merriam-Webster's All Caps dictionary, a red background with a white circle and text for people who are mad.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.

Little of column a, little of column b[luescreen]

Photograph of a radio and an iPad screen. The radio display says TG 91 TS1 VU3ITI Varadan And the iPad is showing WPSD Dashboard for kk7pzu, and shows an Indian flag next to VU3ITI's name and location in India

Is DMR cheating? Absolutely yes, but playing with a radio is playing with a radio and I finally made this damn thing work this evening

National Lampoon's Koyaanisqatsi

It would be gauche to re-wear the same costume between now and Halloween

brb throwing away all my cast iron pans

And another thing - me not be mad. Please don't put in the book that me been mad.

Four plastic splints arranged next to a ruler. The two on the left are blue, and the second one is broken. The two on the right are white.

A white splint on a bronze colored 3D printer bed, with stringy blobs and supports coming off of it.

To be fair, I did most of the 3D modeling during a boring meeting

Christopher, are you being normal or are you rapid prototyping splints for the middle joint on your little finger today?

It's always appropriate to return a beard-based compliment, especially if the potential complimentee has clearly been putting in some effort

Current Job helped solve a client's problem where an application was deployed in Japan with a database in the US, so it appears nobody fears latency (as much as they should)

QUICK QUIZ, HOTSHOT. YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BEATMATCH WITH THE HOTTEST TURN TABLE JOCKIES? I BET YOU DON'T EVEN READ THE LATEST JOURNALS OF THE ROYAL ZOÖLOGICAL SOCIETY

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

I can't believe Colorado gets WaHo but Washington is WaNo