Totes Grody

in a perfect world whoever buys it will create ham ice cream for Uggi

life is bullshit, Miroki

this year can f'n suck it

Tom Noonan's Dollarhyde in Manhunter standing in a blue-hued darkroom, with a horizontal neon purple light above him

guillotines

drinking absinthe & centerbe at the same time bc: fuck it

i think you need three to four more calendars

LIL BLORPER

Photo, perched on branch. Description from ebird: ‘A little kingfisher with a bright orange bill, an orange blob on the forehead, peach underparts, and dark blue upperparts with a bright blue stripe down them. Juvenileis darker and less blue above, with a dark-based, pale-tipped bill. Inhabits forest understory, sometimes near streams. Confined to Buru, where it is the only kingfisher with an orange bill. Orange underside distinguishes it from all other local kingfishers except the dark-billed Common Kingfisher. A little-known, recently described species. The call remains undescribed.’

Photo, perched on branch, showing blue stripe on back.

Kingfisher of the Day:
Buru Dwarf-Kingfisher
Near Threatened
📷 Khaleb Yordan
📷 James Eaton

same difference, as the saying says. Also, that f'n sucks, I hope you can retrieve it

jesus fuck, how did I not know that this existed

goddamn this fucking [gestures impotently at everything]. Watching Manhunter repeatedly on local UHF weekend tv as a tween was absolutely a formative experience, & acting like an idiot in the theater w/friends during Last Action Hero was another. RIP to an absolute fuckin' legend

Torture, torture—it pleases me!!!

in that case it's less an upper-decker & more a declaration of war

definitely not any sort of expert so please check this before trying, but isn't raw (or I guess rare for humans) beef liver the old-school thing for anemia in people? Seems like a little of that might be enjoyable to a cat; sorry he's sick, cancer & pets is the worst fucking combo

ME & WHO

I'd say an upper-deck might do the trick, but it'll probably still be there to greet you tomorrow

rfk jr's gassed-out shirtless body on an exercise bike in jeans looking like an ad for The Pederasty Ranch Incorrigible Youth Bronco-Breaking Program while kid rock looks like he's about to vomit what i can only assume are psychoplasmic conjurings of his own long-shorn rattails doing shirtless pushups in the background of what looks like a fucking sauna

A six-panel joke. First: a jar of FROG-TECH, 100% natural frog fibers. Second, a pasty kid looking like he's trying to flex his neck. Third, that kid, only his neck and upper arms and torso have expanded. Fourth, the jaw through the shoulders is a continuous line. The chest is much larger, but the arms are lengthened now. Also his eyes have been replaced with a frog's. Fifth, the same again, except one hand is a frog, the body is greener, and from his neck up is now a frog's. Sixth: Frog.

bleath to that

RHYMES WITH SELTZER

dogs going apeshit outside again bc WHY NOT

WD and Seagate confirm: Hard drives for 2026 sold out Hyperscalers are tearing hard drives out of the hands of manufacturers. Prices are therefore also rising for SSDs.

I saw a conspiracy theory yesterday that the goal is to eliminate all local data storage and push everything into the corporate cloud where it will be scraped to train A.I. (and exploit us)

And I'm having a difficult time dismissing it

i think lots of people underestimate how badly these “AI” companies want people to be unable to afford computers. they view personal computing as a roadblock to their desire for complete end-to-end centralization. the fact that their tech is putting hardware out of reach is not just a happy accident

Went too far towards WHAT, Hilary. What does too far look like. Tell me.

doggie

leopard, whatever.

peej you gotta eat a potato or two, tiger

thought she was pooping in the cauldron but no

puppy