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actually a raccoon la. creole living in appalachia climb/camp/hike. i thrive in the outdoors away from everything i write software. bad at ctfs. freebsd, openbsd, linux i play muds and stay on irc like it's 1998

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it’s above 40 degrees in february and so I am unfortunately spring-pilled. I’ve got the windows open and I’m thinking about clearing off the grill. I am confident this heatwave will continue forever and I will not have my heart broken by another 48 inches of snow in march

13.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 637    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 7

i know this isn't really related to the point of the quoted post, but if you are in the US and want to travel somewhere, try Amtrak. It's more comfortable than a plane and watching the landscapes while you're traveling is so peaceful.

11.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

critical support to the seattle shithawks

08.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if ive been to several of these bands' shows does that make me old

08.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

why would i talk to a chatbot when i can just talk to some weird little fucking human goblin instead

29.01.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

please. please invent this

24.01.2026 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DA FUCKIN BEARSSSSSSS

19.01.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i dont even know how many hours i spent sitting there reading (i couldnt afford to bring them home)

17.01.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

12.01.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6264    πŸ” 1229    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 65

what strange times we live in

12.01.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paintings of Louisiana infrastructure by Mac Ball.

12.01.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

oil your wooden cooking utensils if you give a shit about them

06.01.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

where mountain????

06.01.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how am i hungover and i haven't even gone to sleep yet

06.01.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How the Big Sky Is Staying True to Old-School Roots in a Modern College Football World The FCS conference rests on the fault line of the post-House era, wrestling with modernization while cherishing the grit of previous eras.

A kid named Taco from Billings won the FCS national championship with a fourth-and-10 catch in overtime for Montana State and the true-to-its-roots Big Sky. bit.ly/3HlndeX

06.01.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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Unforgettable Night πŸ†

06.01.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

FCS national championship was the college football game of the year. Congrats to Montana State and if you're an Illinois State fan I am so so so so so so so so so so so sorry

06.01.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 356    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

i stg a butt cheek jiggles and the refs call a false start

LET'S GO MF MONTANA STATE

06.01.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

let's fuckin GO MONTANA STATE

05.01.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the ancient dwarven saying, "snitches get stitches"

05.01.2026 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ya ya ya

05.01.2026 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

03.01.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8196    πŸ” 2272    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 93

this isn't a bug they just got over served

31.12.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oooo

31.12.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

only a dozen?

31.12.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

30.12.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 39093    πŸ” 9140    πŸ’¬ 393    πŸ“Œ 220

i like the woods and the mountains and in particular appalachia

30.12.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani has selected the Ninja Turtles' lair from TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze as the location for his swearing-in ceremony

turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Second_...

29.12.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 365    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org>
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)

IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are interacting with an AI system. All conversations with this AI system are published publicly online by default. Do not share information you would prefer to keep private.

[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation External Inbox Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org> 5:43β€―AM (4 hours ago) to me Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village) IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are interacting with an AI system. All conversations with this AI system are published publicly online by default. Do not share information you would prefer to keep private.

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

25.12.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8162    πŸ” 2227    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 168

wouldn't be surprised if someone did it with netbsd

26.12.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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