Zach C

Such a bullshit flag. Ref needs to pay attention to his surroundings.

ADHD death gambit

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow night. MAGA hasn’t been this mad since 20 minutes ago, probably.

The main problem with growing up is that nobody asks what your favourite castle is anymore. They don't even care.

Mine is Conwy Castle, by the way.

Bluesky is dying cause not enough people are sharing one of the best videos ever made.

I hope the first thing he sees is the Iron Sheik waiting to pile drive his ass to hell

The Minnesota Terrorist is exactly who we all thought he was.

this statement was made just yesterday

it was not right that Hasan was stopped however his encounter seems to have ended when he asked if he was being detained. if this happens to you the script is simple

am I being detained?

If no: may I go

If yes: invoke the 5th

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BREAKING: new Pope's Steam history indicates he finished Cyberpunk 2077 but never attended Jackie's Ofrenda

Parenting my inner teenager by telling him that he can't play Oblivion tomorrow until after he tidies up downstairs and mows the lawn.

Screaming at these people works. They’re fundamentally wimps, we just have to actually DO the screaming instead of preemptively admitting defeat.

I am talking about my fellow Americans, not the Democrats. We actually need to scream, gang, not just complain that Schumer isn’t.

Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death

Pete Hegseth? I hardly knowgseth.

Stop using AI.

Yes, even just for fun.

AI is built on STOLEN images and text.

That’s right: by using it, you’re stealing from your friends. There is NOT ethical generative AI.

Bonus bullshit: it is HORRENOUS for the environment.

(Yes, even the cutesy profile photo cartoon things.)

DEVASTATING: every snack requires a follow-up snack

I hope every right-wing Nintendo fan steps in dog shit today.

this is reassuring, every trumpite ive ever met has been the softest motherfucker i've ever met

He take egg
He take job
Now he take mario

tabletop gaming is going to be one of the first industries to just get nukes as a result of these idiotic tariffs

The villains are so fucking good.

#daredevilbornagain

THERE YOU DORKS THERE'S YOUR WIND WAKER