Andy Ramsey

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We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

It's a pretty good indication of a good time

One of my all-time favorites. Much debate in the group I saw it with whether there is anything supernatural at work at all

Roy Brocksmith, character actor

With bonus Roy Brocksmith!

Better Off Dead movie poster by Drew Struzan

RIP Drew Struzan. The best to ever do it

Jaws 4 spawned the Jaws Nintendo game. AI could never!

I remember the Costner cover vividly as a kid just becoming aware of the business of movies. Sat down in Book World at my local mall and read the whole article!

Craig Counsell's batting stance which looks like the batting stance of an alien from a planet where they've never heard of baseball.

No way Stu's batting stance is as weird as Counsell's though.

Loved the power up that dragged whoever tried to catch the ball to hell

That's Baseball Stars, the greatest baseball game ever made!

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Bootleg Dirk Diggler

a few small beers

"Smellonius" too on the nose?

Autism themed novelty shirts at Spencer's Gifts. One says "my bitch got autism"

Whoever makes these autism-themed novelty shirts better be buying Tylenol stock.

Ventured into Spencer's Gifts for the first time in 20+ years to check in on the state of Nirvana t-shirts (grim!) and they have a full on sex toy section now. Butt plugs and everything. Can't tell if this is a sign of societal enlightenment or decay.

If only they had been on the alt.music.pop.will.eat.itself Usenet newsgroup in 1994 as I was, they would have all the answers!

Go ahead, kick a hole in the speaker!

All I have to do to turn this around is drop the link in the PWEI Facebook group. I choose not to play that card and let the chips fall as they may.

The worst fucking AI bullshit you can imagine

New worst AI slop just dropped. Courtesy of a real person who commented on my hometown news station's Facebook page.

We are in a terrible place right now but at least in times like these we frequently get to see the funniest fucking video I've ever seen in my life. This is "is that your Bible?" 2.0.

We're all looking for the guy who painted this

"Was the Grink there?"

Baby Max Casella and Baby Neil Patrick Harris

To me, he will always be Doogie Max

*Jurrjens. Not a name autocorrect was going to help on here.

I thought Jurrens was gonna be the next Clemens. I don't know why I just had a feeling.

Parker Jotter hive rise up!

Don Corelone fades into a tree

Viewers are calling it "Murch-esque" in the comments

Doctors hate this one weird trick!