βChildren seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.β
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#WednesdayThoughts
@drmaypole.bsky.social
Pediatrician cartoonist parent in search of the intersection of humor with everything (and everyone), mildly obsessed with complex care, canoeing and the animals of our lives.
βChildren seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.β
β Author unknown
#WednesdayThoughts
Thinking out of the (litter) box
#dogsky v #catsky
#DME 101, pt4
Workflow/pipeline: It is a leaky, flawed process that misfires frequently, prone to delays & redundant, time consuming effort. It requires effort from an overtaxed system. It is frustrating for all and would benefit from a reset. Most of all, patients deserve better.
#graphicmedicine
#DME 101, pt3
AFTER you assemble your DME packet for an order, then comes the 80s era experience of βsending itβ via fax technology. Yep. Billions of dollars of orders depend on handwritten, reprinted/appended documents sent to another agency/vendor. What does that look like?
#graphicmedicine
#DME 101, pt2
To order *any* DME item, you need to complete three different documents that contain redundant info. Do any part wrong andβ¦well, youβll see. Each βorderβ requires time and HANDWRITTEN STUFF on paper. Take info from the EMR and TRANSCRIBE it. Good use of time, right?
#graphicmedicine
#DME 101, pt1
Durable medical equipment: Itβs a category of stuff you donβt learn about in med school. It is prescribed by healthcare professionals to help patients w injuries, disabilities, or chronic conditions. It includes things youβd expect, and some you may not! #medsky #graphicmedicine
This is a drawing Iβve done reflecting my thoughts when I hear this around proven methods treatments that we know work and keep us safe(eg #vaccines) β¦with a hunch we will never finish that conversation in a way that would reassure me (or perhaps them)
#pedsky
Sharing the digital tools of modern #medicine is a great start...but you have to know how to use them! Collaboration? Good. Communication? Great. Insight on #DataAnalytics. Must have. #Graphicmedicine #medsky
03.02.2026 10:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Regardless of our childrenβs passions and pastimes, our job as #parents includes prepping #kids to function in the Real World (vs. the virtual one). #parenting
03.02.2026 10:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perhaps some of our efforts in healthcare to remind people of their appointments become more annoying than helpful.
#medsky #graphicmedicine
The involuntary utterances of humans upon entering the subzero windchill
#arcticblast.
#Teen #parent milestone
That lesson of βlook before you eatβ
Little dog in a dark dark wood
#morningwalk
A gaggle of gobblers gamely gummed up our street. Good grief. #morningrun.
02.02.2026 23:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the near future, the limits of #AI will be tested in engaging #patients...will folks connect with a robodoc? Does it matter? #graphicmedicine
02.02.2026 10:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Punxsutawney Phil rises this #GroundhogDay, reaffirming our faith that there will be 6 more weeks of morning coffee.
02.02.2026 10:34 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Sometimes in medicine, we phrase things in such a way that sparks the imagination and kindness in our patients that makes caring for kids so freaking enjoyable. #Pedsky #graphicmedicine
02.02.2026 10:32 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This happens every winter at the snail residenceβ¦.
02.02.2026 10:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0File under must doβs
Meet a 5 year old who lost a bunch of teeth?
This bit never fails for a cheap laugh (overacting helps)
#pedsky #graphicmedicine
The Netflix Theory of Relativity.
#doodles.
Chasing the Wolf Moon
#EveningSki
The most animorphic weekend of the year...we pivot from the #RabbitRabbit of the first of the month to the sunrise forecasting of #GroundHogDay.
01.02.2026 11:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Be the best (unskilled, homeowning, hapless) cold snap prepper you can be.
The Essential Checklist.
#Wintertime
#Teen #parent milestone
That lesson of βlook before you eatβ
Goal: exceed patient expectations
#medsky
Challenge. Get kids to get up and get out of doors and get moving....WITHOUT their screens.
#pedsky #graphicmedicine
Clinic
Kid: is that a smart watch?
Me: no. But it helps me think and track my steps and my heart rate
Kid(thinks, then): is that why you talk so fast?
Me: no, thatβs probably the coffee
Kid: ok, wow.
#pediatrics
A morning coffee can solve so many problems- most especially the bonechill of a midwinter run.
However, you might do best to let it cool a tad on your exuberant return to the kitchen. Just sayin.
#Morningrun.
May there be a peaceful transition to clear streets with this weekβs #WinterStorm
31.01.2026 11:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How do ideas come to you?
Iβll hazard that the best ones come unbidden, and rather sort of sidle up to one, vs come at you directly. To be creative, we have to get into that disconnected, dreamy state to let that process flow. Choose your jam and have at it.
#creativity