Catherine Robertson

Party of Poets at the Cabana, Napier - Tues 19 August! This is SUCH a great night, do come along, tickets are cheap as chips and there's a bar

This is so cool!!! Go you!

Not in this case sadly but yeah

Could people I used to enjoy watching on TV stop being pieces of shit?

Like the Cuba St Kaffe Ice guy who can't see that his problem is not a lack of carparks but Duck Island kicking his arse - by being a much nicer space and offering much nicer ice cream

Vermeer's Girl with a Pearl Earring painting

Olive the British bulldog as the spotting image of The Girl with the Pearl Earring minus actual pearl earring

David took it! I stole it

A British bulldog sits in a sunbeam in a kitchen

This evening’s portrait of Olive #renaissancepainting

Amazing! School C 1981 for me - highlight of my entirely average academic life

I’m 59! Officially, erm, late middle aged

I refer to my sneakers as “creps” now

I also had to Google most of Abigail’s vocabulary but now I feel down with the kids

Beverley rocks

Yes! Loved it too

I’m at least a decade older than you so no! In my School C year writing a short Māori fable would have been unheard of

Galavant was hilarious

As you should be!! 😡

Tediously true

I knew it wasn’t really real, but I did secretly enjoy when a super competitive classmate rang to boast that she got 97%. When I told her my mark she hung up on me

Did you get one about a former top cop charged with possession of child porn and bestiality images? Been a big day

I got a ridiculously high mark for School Certificate English (99%, seriously) because it had to be graded up to ensure 50% of students that year failed. Do not go back to this terrible system

Their answers:
Who knows
Who knows
Don’t care
Duh

Only 42 customers ahead of me in the queue now - whee!

Love this for me #no800number

Screen shot of news headline about former top-cop facing child exploitation and bestiality charges

I remember when Clive James made fun of the fact our major crime headline was a stolen Ford Cortina

Close up of Olive the bulldog’s tail which looked like a croissant

This evening’s portrait of Olive - the croissant tail

She is!

We shall watch it as a family!

No! We didn’t name our Olive, we re-homed her last December. This is very cute

Very contented British bulldog

This evening’s portrait of Olive