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Catherine Robertson

@cjrauthor.bsky.social

Author of Flora Valley, Miss Lovelock and Imperfect Lives series romcoms (catherinejrobertson.com) she/her, trans rights, vote Green, owner of cats, dogs and chickens. Banner pic is Bernie judging you

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It was shot in California and they planted heather to replicate the moors, but it apparently grew so fast and so tall, it was up the actors' waists.

14.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they are having children then clearly it’s not too late in life

13.02.2026 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My son (34) is looking for a new roommate for his house in Aro Valley, Wgtn. House is tiny but great location and beautifully renovated, bedroom a decent sized double. Very reasonable rent. Son autistic, so very neurodivergent friendly! DM me if you or anyone you know interested. Avail Mar 9

11.02.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My son (34) is looking for a new roommate for his house in Aro Valley, Wgtn. House is tiny but great location and beautifully renovated, bedroom a decent sized double. Very reasonable rent. Son autistic, so very neurodivergent friendly! DM me if you or anyone you know interested. Avail Mar 9

11.02.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going back over the Remutaka hill today!

10.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The school were even more excited than we were! They didn’t get many top scholarships

10.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s so cool! My son won that top scholarship in 2009!

10.02.2026 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's an old wall, Avon. It waits."

09.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good on you getting through it! Best wishes for a speedy return to perfect health xx

09.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon character with sweat drops on its face ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with sweat drops on its face

If there’s such a thing as comfortably sweaty, could I please be that now? #toohotinHawkesBay

08.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

David Seymour is the kind of man who wishes he was in the Epstein files

07.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can still sing the entire theme tune

07.02.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was away two days and they marrowed on me!

07.02.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Just splattered two mosquitos in a row full of blood, and if it was mine, then they deserved all they got.

06.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,694 2/6

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06.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He probably adheres to the carnivore diet and eats eggs shell and all

06.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why?????

06.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He moved in next door to me in early 2000, just before we moved to the US. Had tea with him, he smoked rollies and showed me photos of the early Gandalf costumes. He had a great sense of humour and was indeed a lovely man

05.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought for half a second you were calling ME a cantankerous shit and I was quite chuffed! πŸ˜‚

05.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait till she hears about the Ideas shop where we buy all of our ideas!

05.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Winston Peters at Waitangi, with the headline: I didn't come here to be insulted

Photo of Winston Peters at Waitangi, with the headline: I didn't come here to be insulted

What is te reo for 'Where do you usually go?'

05.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3

The Gilded Age is truly terrible. I have enjoyed every episode

03.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A cream Burmese cat lifting its head so you can only see its chin and neck which looks weird because my cat is a weirdo

A cream Burmese cat lifting its head so you can only see its chin and neck which looks weird because my cat is a weirdo

Everyone should see this photo of my cat

03.02.2026 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

11!!! That’s not fair! Wrap up warm x

03.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I should stop complaining about the heat and humidity here in Hawkes Bay … I have a spare room?

03.02.2026 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally!

03.02.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Have managed to grow sweetcorn and zucchini. Have managed to pick two zucchini that are zucchini sized but no one knows you’re a marrow when you’re grated.

03.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,690 4/6

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02.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used Cool Moves and they were really good

02.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You do not accept a VERY well paid commission from someone you’ve done no due diligence on.

01.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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