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They appear to be just bits stuck on over the wallpaper. I expect if he lives long enough he will take them with him when they finally chuck him out (Probably leaving nasty glue marks on the wallpaper).

Oh, I'll explain Magnets to him: Just come over here and look at this huge electro magnets, don't worry about that large pile of iron horse shoes and assorted ferrous dildos on the table behind you, just stand there and look at the magnet while I go over here and turn it on...

The internet seems to be really slow round here today.

Is it just me that gets language squicks from the phrase "Exsposes 1700s Stone crypt" instead of 18th century. in the actual article they use "From 1700s" which is also fine. Also I wouldn't call the 1700's "ancient" as they do in the article, but maybe that's just me.

Spent the afternoon searching my Am-dram group's computer to work out where on it we left the pantomime fart sounds. This is what village life is all about.

Wow, I've seen that look before in the elderly, it's the look of a man who has just hit his can't cope and gone in to a sort of combination dissociate/shut down mode.

Totally. it's what The West End really needs, a children's show of such weirdness , strangeness and scariness that children love it but parents have nightmares.

Very much in the traditional spirit of 20th century British children's TV and literature.

Sounds more like a local version of the pineapple wars to me or what order you put the jam and cream on a scone.

Predicting doom makes you seem wiser than predicting good stuff. This will cause some bad shit.

All this Andrew Mountbatten Winsor stuff is making me think that with a name that's such a mouthful it will soon be shortened to AMW. Then I thought those letters sounded familiar so I looked them up. Google's first suggestion: America's Most Wanted.

This is pretty par for Postgate. First episode of Noggin The Nogg his farther walks up to the top of the hill then dies on screen. The first Ivor The Engine ends with him going home all sad because they wont let him be in the village choir because trains can only whistle in Ab. Postgate was dark.

If somebody is racist without intending to be that means they are genuinely racist. This is admittedly better than those who aren't genuinely racist but intentionally choose to act and speak that way, but they are still racist.

Oh ye gods no. I am neither a child nor a telly tubby I do not want this thing to be an enforced part of my life. That would drive you mad. They basically need to sign a deal with Aardman and get them to come up with another dog.

Pumping money in to an account in Argentina is a very sensible thing for him to do. after all it's always been the best place for Nazis to run when everything goes to shit for them.

The important thing to understand about goth is that, Yes, we are the night, but sometimes it's the kind of night you spend communing with lost spirits in a misty grave yard, and sometime it's the kind of night where we hook up with the werewolves and go out for cocktails.

You seriously want to move Prince Andrew out of his current property on the Winsor estate where they can keep an eye on him.

Who's giving what odds on the rebuilt of the Whitehouse being in the shape of Trumps face/hair/tie and f course all in gold.

I don't know, can you think of a Wanna be king who would be Like "I don't have any crown jewels, the French ones will do." (But might later be all "No, not nearly enough gold.")

Can't help wondering how long till personal EMP devices are a thing. That or somebody tries to taser some creep wearing sunglasses in the face.

A the government announce that you will now need A level English to work in the UK and we hear the sound of the English Football Premier League collectively shit it's self I wonder how long the list of exceptions for this bizarre pointless mess of a law will be.

I doubt there will be any Teslas still capable of moving 80 years after they are made let alone this. That tank is some quality engineering. Ken's pretty quality too.

Film Idea: A giant monster movie in with several giant monsters fighting and causing massive damage in a major city, but the they are all so insanely cute that lots of the people given the job of killing them feel really bad about it.

Nah, we're just rigging the rhetoric so far right bigots can't eat anything that isn't bland and beige or even fish and chips. It seems like fair punishment for being an arsehole and all the harm they are doing our country.

YouTube video by Oxygene 80 Roger Glover And Guests - Love Is All

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I have heard the phrase "The search for peace and Justice" twice thismorning. I would remind you all that the normal form of this is "The search for truth and Justice". If you seek peace and justice you will inevitably have to choose.

True, but in the case of America it's that faith that makes it so powerful. It's a religion and the people believe in it. If Trump (openly) commits "Blaspheme" against it they may decide en mass to burn him.

I mean, Mean he can't be that smart. I knew that play was a waist of time and headed for the bar before it even started, just looked at the program and saw there was no Godot listed. It was obvious he was never going to turn up.

Only 32? is this where we relocate the goths to when they get old and their knees start to give out.

Yesterday I ran the music side of a music festival for the first time. I've had a wonderful six months finding bands and yesterday I had the wonderful experience of discovering that I picked right and to be in a big room full of people enjoying all kinds of live music. It can be done.