Edwin Davies

Chat, you're so coated with the goat sauce.

Real shame that the Gronk character didn’t break out in na Ernest way

screenshot of a post from X by the Mirriam-Webster account. Their tweet says Words step up when numbers fail. They are retweeting a post from @david_arid that reads: There was a computer flitch at the end of tonight's Nuggets game that erased all the players' stats, which led to this fantastic screengrab from the post-game show. Then there is a blurry picture from a men's basketball game and the chyron says: Time Hardaway Jr. Stats are down but he played great."

I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.

Everything getting blent idgaf

Bought an immersion blender for the first time at age 43 and I can finally relate to this tweet

The style evidenced in the extracts of that Nuzzi book seems to be “if this sentence runs on long enough it’ll stumble over a point.”

Austin being a scamp

It sucks to praise a Laker. But Austin's so funny

"I mean, I'm smiling, but I am really fucking furious!" from The Death Of Stalin

Me having to rearrange my provisional year-end top 10 after seeing It Was Just An Accident

we should go back to calling them the spike vgas just so everyone knows the correct amount of respect to afford them

illustration of animals with sharp objects shiba is holding a knife cat is holding a knife husky is holding an axe shark is holding a butcher knife goose is holding a katana axolotl is holding an axe mouse is holding a greatsword fox is holding a knife raccoon is holding a knife

they protec but they also attac 🔪
#art

Three mavericks recognizing each other in that moment

Kirby driving this like he’s Axel from Twisted Metal

Guy at my gym is wearing shorts that look exactly like the video for Somebody That I Used to Know.

Tesla Diner chef exits, staff hints at new full-service format Chef and Tesla Diner co-operator severs ties with Tesla Diner to open a new restaurant in the coming months.

guess i’ll have to review it again…

Mr Burns speaking harshly to a crowd captioned with a Troy Nehls tweet: I'll be voting NO on the Epstein Hoax.

Smithers whispers in Burns's ear

Mr. Burns shoos Smithers away

a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd captioned with a Troy Nehls tweet: Today, I voted YES to release the Epstein files.

He said he was quitting comedy and, by God, he’s a man of his word

Sure, it’s opt-in *now*, but this is clearly the direction Microsoft wants to take Windows in. They would rather cobble together a service to sell you than give you a secure computer. For gaming, it’s time for us to start looking for alternatives.

"Agentic AI applications introduce novel security risks, such as cross-prompt injection (XPIA), where malicious content embedded in UI elements or documents can override agent instructions, leading to unintended actions like data exfiltration or malware installation."

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

Passage of Chase Infiniti’s Wikipedia page describing that she was named after Nicole Kidman’s character in BATMAN FOREVER (1995) and Buzz Lightyear’s catchphrase from TOY STORY (1995)

Chase Infiniti

Elite parenting

sad news out of roku city today. a train has derailed, killing the big robot. he was 24.

"is the problem that there's too many?"

"...."

Gonna see the river man
Gonna tell him all I can
Anyone need anything?

This section of Gerald of Wales' The Conquest of Ireland in which he praises his own family is essentially the Theme from Shaft.

i don't think paul giamatti got cast in the ken burns revolutionary war doc per se. i think he just woke up one morning, knew it was time, and drove to the studio to record his lines

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

make something new! here im gonna take literally 15 seconds: a donkey wants to be a rodeo horse. songs by tyler childers.

some strong C & H content in this thread

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