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Jessica Angell Carlson

@jessierac.bsky.social

Professional marketer, amateur rabblerouser. Mama to Magnus and Micah and Sophie Rose; Dog-Mama to Monty; besties with @jobuca. I cook, kvetch about politics, and write. I'm a hugger.

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On our first date, I asked my husband if his time in the Senate had been like "House of Cards". He responded deadpan, "No, more like Veep." I was smitten.

13.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon, if you don't want dollars, give them away. Plenty of people could use them.

10.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Once the solar energy generation to robot manufacturing to chip fabrication to AI loop is closed, conventional currency will just get in the way," Musk posted to X. β€œJust wattage and tonnage will matter, not dollars.”

Writes the dude hoarding his $840B dollars.

10.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Where are the Jewish space lasers? It’s like they’re not even trying.

29.01.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These Billion-Dollar AI Startups Have No Products, No Revenue and Eager Investors A new wave of startups some have dubbed β€œneolabs” are focusing on long-term research and developing new AI models over immediate profits.

The irony of the talent arms race that AI investors and founders find themselves in, is that they have to think a lot about what it means to be human - motivation, community building, loyalty - in order to outfit their start-ups. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/thes...

28.01.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really remarkable how he references Trump, Noem, Miller by name.

He is a poet. He can be so obtuse that people didn't understand Born in the USA was a war-protest anthem.

He's not being obtuse today. He called it all right out.

Stay free indeed πŸ‘Š

28.01.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jobuca.bsky.social Relevant to your interests.

25.01.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re almost at 3 years, regularly go to the mountains, and I still get a thrill driving 10 miles downhill and ending with more capacity than I started.

It’s not just a Dad thing, Moms get it, too.

12.11.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are the Somerville Police doing anything about these abductions? Can a bunch of masked jerk-offs with POLICE taped to their shirt really kidnap people off the street?

16.09.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apropos of nothing, I read Hegseth’s statement, switched over to Spelling Bee for a breather, and immediately found the word IDIOT.

08.06.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.05.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1263    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 18

β€œA two week furlough in this civil detention matter would be both reasonable and humane so that both parents can be present for the birth of their first child,” wrote Khalil's attorneys, but they were denied by this fascist administration.

Pro-natalist my a**.

22.04.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So much heartbreak these days, but this one, in particular, hits home. The Trump admin and ICE are monsters.

22.04.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not disagreeing with you, just pointing out how ideologically inconsistent they are: Lutnick thinks that we should repatriate jobs that involve screwing tiny screws into iPhones. As with all things with this administration, who the f knows? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

21.04.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t jump to any conclusions. They still need a population of cheap labor to exploit by criminalizing everything they do starting in childhood.

21.04.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is A LOT of explaining. Best guess is injury incurred during a gay orgy.

20.04.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to think Pope Francis came back from the brink of death solely to clown on JD Vance.

20.04.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5322    πŸ” 597    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 38

I, for one, am shocked that the alcoholic rapist is demonstrating poor leadership.

19.04.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had to update my profile because, as of 5+ weeks ago, we added this little Elvis-impersonating nugget to our brood. Welcome to Bluesky Sophie Rose!

19.04.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

19.04.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 34862    πŸ” 6759    πŸ’¬ 390    πŸ“Œ 331

I understand that Kilmar Abrego Garcia may have abused his wife but I still don’t believe, given the values enshrined in the constitution and the principles of the rule of law, that he should become Secretary of Defense

18.04.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7371    πŸ” 941    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 42

Is that the Gavin β€œI never really wanted to be president anyway” Newsom you speak of?

17.04.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Just landed in El Salvador to discuss release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia
YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen Just landed in El Salvador to discuss release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia

I just landed in San Salvador a little while ago, and I look forward to meeting with the team at the U.S. embassy to discuss the release of Mr. Abrego Garcia.

I also hope to meet with Salvadoran officials and with Kilmar himself. He was illegally abducted and needs to come home.

16.04.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 47073    πŸ” 10266    πŸ’¬ 2823    πŸ“Œ 992

God speed, @vanhollen.senate.gov Bring Kilmar home to his family!

14.04.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dem Leadership, hear me now! If you haven’t made so much as a statement about Abrego Garcia, but you still manage to text me for donations, you’re getting blocked and tuned out. We want leaders, not fundraisers!

14.04.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is completely on brand for Rs that Rubio took a job with Trump, who humiliated & derided him as β€œLittle Marco”, because he thought it was the surest path to the presidency, only to do things so unlawful, unconstitutional, and inhumane that he has extinguished any hope of ever becoming president.

13.04.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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STAND and DEMAND the immediate return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

BRING HIM HOME!

Abrego Garcia is a SMART Local 100 first-year apprentice who was working full-time to support his young family β€” before he was brutally abducted and illegally deported to El Salvador.

SMART General President…

13.04.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16064    πŸ” 4852    πŸ’¬ 263    πŸ“Œ 248
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Pass it on…

12.04.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I agree.

In a functioning democracy, we would already be in the midst of an impeachment trial.

11.04.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 32710    πŸ” 8374    πŸ’¬ 1023    πŸ“Œ 360

I literally πŸ˜³β€™ed.

09.04.2025 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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