Amber (She/Her)❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

They should make a hallmark card that says “Sorry for what I said when I was PMSing and s*icidal”

Is the bagel shop empty because people gave up carbs for new years

Every time I read about Greenland I want to fling myself into the sun

This was so fun! Thanks for having me

Can’t wait!!!

I’ve desperately needed to organize my Gmail account for months. Right now I’m in anticipatory anxiety mode about tonight (it’s good!) and what do you know, I just organized the account 😂

Last week I decided to make a breakup playlist and it turned out to just be Lord Huron songs

This is a significant takeaway imo. Slop isn't a communication strategy.

“america has FALLEN” and it’s just a guy saying “no one should have to choose between food and rent”

are these people okay

Just me? I think I'm deranged, seriously

You know when you're having a conversation with someone but the only person you want to be talking to right now isn't the one you're talking to, and you halfheartedly continue talking to the person you're actually having a conversation with while thinking "ugh I really wish this wasn't you" ????

Withholding money for food and finding money for every unnecessary thing is what sparked the French Revolution. Literally.

*chugs coffee* why am I so anxious

These [checks notes] white guys at [checks notes] an academic center at Princeton who write for [checks notes] Jacobin sure have ideas about who the real working class are

The plagiarism machine that’s mostly wrong and consumes lakes would like you to get a low flow toilet

But Trump gets a ballroom and Argentina gets a $40 billion bailout

My first husband died 8.5 years ago and I just cried because I just saw a Whole Foods in DC playing the Cal-Virginia Tech football game on TV and he’s the only one who would truly understand all the ways this makes me feel.

These moments are rare—the gut punch, the tears— but they do still happen.

Controversial? 🤭 But she absolutely deserved better than a broken empath who was still hung up on his serial killer ex boyfriend who was writing him letters from jail

Largest study of its kind shows AI assistants misrepresent news content 45% of the time – regardless of language or territory An intensive international study was coordinated by the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) and led by the BBC

"Largest study of its kind shows AI assistants misrepresent news content 45% of the time – regardless of language or territory"

www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

This morning I woke up and immediately realized that it’s going to be one of those days where I have trouble controlling my emotions and it’s going to be utterly exhausting. I prefer to be able to compartmentalize but if I wake up like this I’m cooked 🙃🥲

Does anyone else experience this 😂

Who were the Carolingians? | Future Imperfect with David Perry and Mat Gabriele

New episode of Future Imperfect out! @lollardfish.bsky.social and @profgabriele.com explain who the Carolingians were. I discover I am VERY INTO bits of history where everyone is known by faintly insulting epithets (Louis the Bald, Louis the Fat, Charles the Simple). shows.acast.com/future-imper...

a black and white typography edit that reads "i am gay and i must create". around the text are many arts and crafts supplies such as a glue gun, spools of thread, scissors, a linocut carver, tunes of paint, crayons, buttons, pins, a ball of yarn, paint brushes, pens, and pencils, and other things of that nature. the entire image is textured to look photocopied.

repost 🖍️🖌️✂️

In 2023 I rage-deleted my OG Twitter account after my best friend and I broke up in spectacular fashion on a street in Berlin. We’d met on Twitter and that plus Elon had me in the mood to burn bridges.

However, I am such an archivist that I now regret that permanent decision. 😭

05-25-2025
Will painting~🎨👀

Oh wow 🤩

The best thing that happened today is that I was walking down the street and there was a Cuomo campaign flyer on the ground and I stepped on his face

I HATE BASEBALL 😭😭😭😭

I feel a lot of second-hand embarrassment for people who appear in Cuomo's campaign ads.