They should make a hallmark card that says โSorry for what I said when I was PMSing and s*icidalโ
24.01.2026 20:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@ambershrews.bsky.social
MA in medieval history, Portland State University | ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ | World Traveler ๐ | INFJ | Enneagram 4 | Runner | Yogi | Liberal Hippie Pacifist | Multi-fandom (SVU/OC, Hannibal)
They should make a hallmark card that says โSorry for what I said when I was PMSing and s*icidalโ
24.01.2026 20:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is the bagel shop empty because people gave up carbs for new years
08.01.2026 16:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Every time I read about Greenland I want to fling myself into the sun
07.01.2026 13:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This was so fun! Thanks for having me
04.01.2026 19:17 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Canโt wait!!!
01.01.2026 16:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโve desperately needed to organize my Gmail account for months. Right now Iโm in anticipatory anxiety mode about tonight (itโs good!) and what do you know, I just organized the account ๐
18.12.2025 15:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Last week I decided to make a breakup playlist and it turned out to just be Lord Huron songs
17.12.2025 21:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is a significant takeaway imo. Slop isn't a communication strategy.
05.11.2025 17:52 โ ๐ 107 ๐ 24 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โamerica has FALLENโ and itโs just a guy saying โno one should have to choose between food and rentโ
are these people okay
Just me? I think I'm deranged, seriously
02.11.2025 02:07 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You know when you're having a conversation with someone but the only person you want to be talking to right now isn't the one you're talking to, and you halfheartedly continue talking to the person you're actually having a conversation with while thinking "ugh I really wish this wasn't you" ????
02.11.2025 02:06 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Withholding money for food and finding money for every unnecessary thing is what sparked the French Revolution. Literally.
27.10.2025 17:23 โ ๐ 2960 ๐ 508 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 22*chugs coffee* why am I so anxious
27.10.2025 19:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0These [checks notes] white guys at [checks notes] an academic center at Princeton who write for [checks notes] Jacobin sure have ideas about who the real working class are
25.10.2025 12:08 โ ๐ 34 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The plagiarism machine thatโs mostly wrong and consumes lakes would like you to get a low flow toilet
25.10.2025 12:31 โ ๐ 666 ๐ 165 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 5But Trump gets a ballroom and Argentina gets a $40 billion bailout
25.10.2025 00:41 โ ๐ 1586 ๐ 646 ๐ฌ 71 ๐ 21My first husband died 8.5 years ago and I just cried because I just saw a Whole Foods in DC playing the Cal-Virginia Tech football game on TV and heโs the only one who would truly understand all the ways this makes me feel.
These moments are rareโthe gut punch, the tearsโ but they do still happen.
Controversial? ๐คญ But she absolutely deserved better than a broken empath who was still hung up on his serial killer ex boyfriend who was writing him letters from jail
22.10.2025 15:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Largest study of its kind shows AI assistants misrepresent news content 45% of the time โ regardless of language or territory"
www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
This morning I woke up and immediately realized that itโs going to be one of those days where I have trouble controlling my emotions and itโs going to be utterly exhausting. I prefer to be able to compartmentalize but if I wake up like this Iโm cooked ๐๐ฅฒ
Does anyone else experience this ๐
New episode of Future Imperfect out! @lollardfish.bsky.social and @profgabriele.com explain who the Carolingians were. I discover I am VERY INTO bits of history where everyone is known by faintly insulting epithets (Louis the Bald, Louis the Fat, Charles the Simple). shows.acast.com/future-imper...
22.10.2025 09:54 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 2a black and white typography edit that reads "i am gay and i must create". around the text are many arts and crafts supplies such as a glue gun, spools of thread, scissors, a linocut carver, tunes of paint, crayons, buttons, pins, a ball of yarn, paint brushes, pens, and pencils, and other things of that nature. the entire image is textured to look photocopied.
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24.09.2025 16:09 โ ๐ 2595 ๐ 1173 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 17In 2023 I rage-deleted my OG Twitter account after my best friend and I broke up in spectacular fashion on a street in Berlin. Weโd met on Twitter and that plus Elon had me in the mood to burn bridges.
However, I am such an archivist that I now regret that permanent decision. ๐ญ
05-25-2025
Will painting~๐จ๐
Oh wow ๐คฉ
22.10.2025 02:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The best thing that happened today is that I was walking down the street and there was a Cuomo campaign flyer on the ground and I stepped on his face
22.10.2025 01:45 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I HATE BASEBALL ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
21.10.2025 04:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I feel a lot of second-hand embarrassment for people who appear in Cuomo's campaign ads.
20.10.2025 21:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0