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Samantha McLaren

@themeatispeople.bsky.social

Queer Scottish writer, artist, and horror fanatic. Words at Fangoria, MovieJawn, and Horror Press. Occasional Chesapeake Stripper.

167 Followers  |  95 Following  |  128 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  2.0864

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Rare Christopher Lee Interview Resurfaces For Halloween Celebrate Halloween with the dulcet tones of the late, great Christopher Lee in the BBC Archive's newly resurfaced documentary, A HANDFUL OF HORRORS.

Celebrate Halloween with the dulcet tones of the late, great Christopher Lee in the BBC Archive's newly resurfaced documentary, A HANDFUL OF HORRORS.

31.10.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

At the Nitehawk and I just overheard someone say "and the problem is, he's only seen the first three Saw movies," and like, tea sis, that is a problem.

30.10.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BHFF 2025: AFFECTION pulls off high-concept sci-fi horror with a tiny cast โ€” Moviejawn by Samantha McLaren, Associate Editor For such a contained film, Affection is pleasantly high concept and well realized, even if it leaves the viewer with a few itches left unscratched.

MJ's @themeatispeople.bsky.social says, "AFFECTION is pleasantly high concept and well realized, even if it leaves the viewer with a few itches left unscratched."

#Affection has its East Coast Premiere tomorrow @brooklynhorror.bsky.social.

17.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gave this one from last year a watch and man we need Lynn Lowry in more horror!

10.10.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's been about a month since WRATH and we miss the madness ๐Ÿฅฒ

09.10.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I heard you like magic ๐Ÿช„๐Ÿฐ

04.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS IS SO COOL!

03.10.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pledging a witch coven, wish me luck ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿงนโœจ

30.09.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good afternoon internet, new gay agenda just dropped (i.e. queer film recs from yours truly) ๐Ÿ‘‡

29.09.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time for a reminder

29.09.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I LOVED THIS MOVIE, KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR IT ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ

27.09.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#7: DOLLY. Fun killer, fun kills. Enough said tbh.

22.09.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#6: Mฤ€RAMA. Stunning debut from Toa Stappard. Lush period piece centering on the impact of British colonialism on Mฤori women. Quietly haunting with a conclusion that packs a serious punch; I audibly drew in a breath. Another must-watch, hopefully gets a wide release.

21.09.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#5: MOTHER OF FLIES. Watching the Adams' family continue to develop and refine their craft is such a treat and this is their best yet. A haunting, poetic, beautiful, melancholy reflection on death with a thoughtful portrayal of an accused witch. Must-watch.

21.09.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#4: BLACK PHONE 2. A surprisingly effective, NoES-inspired sequel with some gorgeous Super 8 dream sequences & snowy Shining-esque setting. Levels up the darkness & the gore to reflect the aging up of its characters. And a Curtains reference in year of our lord 2025? Chef's kiss.

21.09.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#3: VHS/HALLOWEEN. Always love seeing these on the big screen and this entry has so many bangers it will make you wonder why it took this long to get to Halloween before. Fun Size and Home Haunt are up there with my all-time fave segments.

20.09.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#2: THE CRAMPS: A PERIOD PIECE. The first film I've seen in a long time that feels like a true successor to John Waters. Camp as hell, fun practical effects, great soundtrack. For the girls and the queers ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฉธ

20.09.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#1: Yesterday's opening night film, PRIMATE from Johannes Roberts. Great kills, seamless blending of the slasher & animal attack subgenres, and constantly finds new ways to up the ante. Troy Kotsur is a highlight & proof if it was needed that we need more deaf horror roles.

20.09.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Better late than never, here's a thread of everything I'm seeing at #FantasticFest that I loved and recommend ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿงต

Full reviews for some to follow over at @horrorpress.com soon!

20.09.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that the bear man from Hannibal is directing horror now, you go bear man

16.09.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We recorded this a few weeks ago but I seem to remember we:

๐Ÿ‘ฝ Somehow ended up talking extensively about Alien in relation to Frankenstein (?)
๐Ÿ‘ฝ Had to talk Aryn out of defending the Xenomorph's right to be a murderous parasite
๐Ÿ‘ฝ Had a braw chat, these guys are great and you should subscribe ๐Ÿ–ค

16.09.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

16.09.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You looked STUNNING ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค

14.09.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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More later but @hannibalevent.bsky.social was everything I wanted it to be and more, and I am stunned, grateful, and immensely sweaty ๐Ÿ–ค

Please enjoy my fake nipples for now.

14.09.2025 06:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have your article bookmarked to read properly once I have brain space again on Sunday. But preemptively I'm gonna say, as a copywriter, love a synonym ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸŽƒ

13.09.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nick cave ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

13.09.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THE LONG WALK is an emotional journey to a muddled ending โ€” Moviejawn by Samantha McLaren, Associate Editor The Long Walk is a satisfyingly nasty little addition to the Stephen King cinematic universe.

It really is about the journey, not the destination.

Samantha McLaren @themeatispeople.bsky.social reviews THE LONG WALK, the long-awaited adaptation of Stephen King's first novel, written before Carrie was published.

12.09.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sam in a hospital gown, very sexy

Sam in a hospital gown, very sexy

Various piercings in a bag and not in my body where they belong

Various piercings in a bag and not in my body where they belong

I had to get an MRI this morning. Luckily I was VERY prepared because I've seen Final Destination: Bloodlines ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿ’€

12.09.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still processing this and definitely not nervous AT ALL

11.09.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Attending WRATH this weekend? Here's some handy outfit inspo for you

10.09.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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