@existentialtreat.bsky.social
Former adolescent. Big brother to 3 cats and 3 dogs. RESIST. (He/him)
133 that we know of.
15.02.2026 21:28 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0you were missed. sorry you had to go through that, what a nightmare!
14.02.2026 01:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
13.02.2026 20:10 β π 6535 π 654 π¬ 170 π 47get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
13.02.2026 22:28 β π 41434 π 7430 π¬ 1366 π 2469This Weeks Onion Magazine: βI Donβt Know How And Itβs Not My Eventβ: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics
This Weeks Onion Magazine: βI Donβt Know How And Itβs Not My Eventβ: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics
13.02.2026 21:00 β π 4106 π 400 π¬ 41 π 12ππππ
13.02.2026 20:50 β π 6856 π 3579 π¬ 219 π 168just realized i commented on a post unintentionally using this gif. the gif is absolutely unrelated to the content of said post. I AM SO, SO SORRY
13.02.2026 22:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have you ever found a picture of your parents while they were wasted?
Hereβs mine.
Kelsey Grammer. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.
MC Hammer, is an American rapper, dancer, record producer, and actor. He was popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s for his hit songs like "U Can't Touch This", and "2 Legit 2 Quit". Hammer was known for his flashy dance moves, extravagant choreography, and his signature Hammer pants
13.02.2026 14:46 β π 2507 π 212 π¬ 475 π 57A @dailybeanspod.com listener went for a run in our neighborhood the other day.
13.02.2026 17:59 β π 9229 π 1587 π¬ 199 π 79A recent post by @amerrill2.bsky.social got me thinking of movies from my childhood, and that led me to remember Sensurround. The gimmick, innovative at the time, was that a rumbling vibration inside the theater would reflect the action onscreen. It was overhyped and terribly disappointing
13.02.2026 20:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0kids grow up so fast
12.02.2026 22:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0she isn't called ICE Barbie because of her gender. she's called that because she dresses herself up in a different costume every day, and also because her face is plastic and she lacks any sign of humanity
12.02.2026 22:29 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0i'd give it a couple hours so they can pull themselves up by the bootstraps, then i might call the fire department if there's nothing good on TV
12.02.2026 21:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0don't you know the MEANING of PROPIETY
12.02.2026 05:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy "Lemon, it's Wednesday" to those who celebrate
12.02.2026 00:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0for some reason, that photo made me think of this:
12.02.2026 00:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0goldman: why aren't you speaking to epstein victims?
bondi: THESE TWO IMMIGRANTS KILLED PEOPLE AND YOU'RE A BIG STUPIDHEAD
that's hot. mmmmmmmm
11.02.2026 18:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0don't tell me how to live my life
11.02.2026 04:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This was a LOT better than I had expected based on the description alone. And that ending!
11.02.2026 00:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0was there a chance that he would leave the island WITHOUT his children? what a weird thing to say
10.02.2026 18:39 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0holy shit. he's teeing bannon up for an "unlawful detention" billion-dollar payout, isn't he?
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09.02.2026 22:01 β π 36 π 15 π¬ 4 π 1It cost about $10 million to send the Vice President to the Olympics to get booed. We can do it from home for free.
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