Thom Roe

plaid. no, wait. paisley

"come on! COME ON!"

i'm not sure why trump would post an ai video revealing he has recurring explosive diarrhea but this is 2025 and nothing makes sense anymore

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This is how i come across on the phone

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Rewatching Doctor Who's season 3 2-part finale, The Sound Of Drums and Last Of The Time Lords, about a fascist takeover of Britain and, later, the world. Chilling stuff to revisit in the trump era

who are skims faux-bush thongs actually for? why are they a thing, y'all. are they, like, an icebreaker? a little comic relief

they both have very unsettling smiles

The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.

when johnson speaks, we're all somehow less informed and intelligent afterwards. he's like an IQ vampire

i say "fuck" quite often, but i'm not on tv and also I'M NOT THE GODDAMN PRESIDENT

REMINDER: people who don't have children are not parents

my latest fashion idea: bonnets for men. what man wouldn't want to hit the club in an enormous pastel bonnet. hmu investors

gonna trim my bangs like aunt gladys in weapons

well, it's not like i have any choice

if leia were here she'd have sorted all this shit out already

I miss this version of Earth 2, but time marches on

but god put that crack in the windshield, no? isn't that exactly how god works

I need that embroidered on a throw pillow

trump's a messy bitch

that bow is hilariously large

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oh god the carnage

me upon reading this:

I don't say this often enough, but Herb Irvlingger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herm-linger. Bing Liveheinger. Live Link.
Burt Herkern. Burn. Ughhhhh.

Mister Rogers reminds you to celebrate Columbus Day at Pleasant Mart:

Do they seriously think this shit is going to win the hearts and minds of 2026 voters?

I hope they release them VERY SOON then

he doesn't need to know, he's got a guy for that

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How your email found me:

“I’m just brutally honest" means "i'm aggressively vocal about my opinions and everybody hates me for it"

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My go-to "simmer down" phrase is now "Chill, baby goose"