Jinofski

but even fewer know of his most secretive role in the Temporal Imperium

The Shadow Walker, Unholy Blade of the God Emperor, tasked with putting down rogue agents from the Angelic Choir, and protector of The Final Safeguard:

the ability to slay the God Emperor, should he stray from the path

He is believed dead, but only a handful of souls in the known universe know that he still lives, secluded on the forest world county of Daltoran IV, where he mentors the Imperial Psychonaut Guild

However, possessed by genetic memories of his human life, bestowed by The Ones Above, his quest to rediscover his dormant humanity led him to betray his brothers and sisters and enlist in the services of Lord Theegan

Gorgöroth, The Clone Apostate:
A transcended clone warrior, known in the Pre-Glow as an "Angelkiller", who was one of the many to rise from the nuclear ashes and seek vengeance upon their human masters and creators

On year three of trying to convince my parents that David Lynch is cool

My politics are unironically this

Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free.
theonion.com/humanity-sti...

Blue pilled within 4 months DIY in 7

Fallout New Vegas reference

🥚?

Jesus Christ confirmed as midgame boss in Bloodborne II

God’s eepiest girl

Ra confirmed in the Avengers?

If god didn’t want his words to burn, then why did she let her children print them on nanometer-width sheets of oily tissue paper?

The only good thing about the Bible is that your publishers are cheap motherfuckers and print them out on the best thinnest rolling paper money can buy (second only to Raws of course)

Be not afraid of the blessed perspective grid, for it shall deliver next level environments and backdrops almost for free 🙏

“Anybody is a Christian” what the hell is this Marvel superhero multiverse fan canon nonsense

The woke left doesn’t want you to say Merry Christmas today

TWO friends? In my perfectly curated autistic homeostatic emotional garden? Begone foul serpent

You vill eat zee fake meat big pharma goyslop
You vill not play with ze string toy
You vill stay on see floor and not climb see counter
You vill own nothing
And you vill be purring

If this doesn’t taste like blue raspberry I stg…

“Just a dork”
Yeah and the Sistine Chapel is just a room you hecken cutie pie ❤️

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE:

Nature’s most proficient killing machines (this is how they nap after spending an hour eviscerating a toy into literal shreds)

Also true aiming mod to nerf guns a bit, but also zombie cure mods with a very low loot chance

Start in November four months into the outbreak, power lasts 2-4 weeks, plumbing 0-1 weeks, infection only spreads via bites but also all characters have weak skin/stomach and susceptible to illness traits, mechanics and tailoring have 10x xp multipliers simply because they are annoying to level up

Oh to be a character in an OSHA family guy parody training video, no problems, 12fps, three animation cycles, just straight up vibing

As long as there’s a primary, and maybe if she’s actually allowed to distance herself from Biden and be her own god damn candidate

Coincidentally the second we set up a “security enforcement system” throughout Mexico to ensure peace with encampments of armed troops near every major city, the Cartel will suddenly pop up in Guatemala

Giving strong Caesar’s conquest of Gaul vibes

Guys be like, “have sex with me or else I will intentionally ruin your life” and then wonder why girls don’t give them a chance