Shhhhh

I just discovered fancy French butter and I am now a butter evangelist

That one was good, also the one: carrots have too much sugar, substituted kale in the carrot cake, cake was dry and gross, 1/10 never making this again

Oh yeah 💯. I take it before I’m ready to go to bed and then let it do its thing overnight. There is no way I would want to be responsible for anything except holding the pillow down

It will knock you tf out like a Benadryl. They’re not kidding about the do not operate heavy machinery thing. I’m not sure what your provider was warning you about, so don’t ignore that but I find a smaller dose works pretty well with less of a hangover

I’m a big fan of the flexeril muscle relaxer I got from the Dr the last time I seriously put my back out. I only need like a quarter of the tablet (they said to take a whole one which is way too much) and it really helps reset me overnight.

Get in, losers, we’re going to the Cambrian Explosion.

When I browned the butter I didn’t get all of it back but the texture came out fine anyway

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They came out great. Same potluck I made browned butter garam masala sugar cookies that I had to circulate the recipe for

Not really baking but the batch of Rice Krispie bars I made were very well received. I browned the butter, used homemade cognac vanilla extract, and topped with maldon salt. They were light as a feather and amazing

Oh 100% he’s going to be “saved.” It will play well with the base.

This setting saves my ass all the time. Super helpful

I am fairly certain I saw them once from an international flight. It was so faint but it was green glow to the north. It’s a bucket list thing of mine; I would like to see them properly.

She sounds like me. 😊 I learned to read from Sesame Street at 2.5. Mom just confessed to me this week that she never read to me as a kid because she found it boring. I was obsessed with reading and spelling as a kid.

We didn’t see them last year either

A disappointingly aurora-free sky with lots of low-hanging clouds

Tell me about it

Damnit we are socked in with clouds 😫

Surprise! Your hospital is in-network but the ER doctor on call tonight is not. Best of luck with the bankruptcy proceedings

I had to explain this to someone at work this week and thoroughly creeped them out. Superior is scary as hell.

Bloc of Voters Shifted in Town Supervisor Election News of interest to the residents of Huntington, NY

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So something went hinky with the election out here on Long Island. The WFP candidate? Says she didn’t know she was on the ballot. The difference got an R elected. No one seems to know what’s going on

Yes there are so many lovely yarn advent calendars out there!

I was just about to write story mode. I hate combat. Combat gets in the way of more story

this is literally never not accurate

He what now? 🤦🏻‍♀️

I legit cried when I voted for her in the primary. Biden had already officially won the nomination so it didn’t matter one bit but the act alone brought me joy.

Oh I find myself holding my breath all damn day. I’m sure it’s bad for my blood pressure and 17 other things

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

I had short short hair for 15 years. I can’t afford $100 every 6 weeks. It’s now past my shoulders and I loathe it but it’s what I can afford.

Glad she’s okay. They are death traps. I’ve been hit twice (both BMWs, I feel no shame in BMW driver jokes). And I was in crosswalks at the time. Very little is designed for pedestrian safety