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โ€œTell us a bit about yourselfโ€ Yeah, Iโ€™m spectacularly shit at that. I like cats and British crime shows and knitting and ghost stories and also GO DUCKS ๐Ÿˆ No follow farmers, donโ€™t bother asking. If I like you, Iโ€™ll follow.

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I just discovered fancy French butter and I am now a butter evangelist

16.11.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That one was good, also the one: carrots have too much sugar, substituted kale in the carrot cake, cake was dry and gross, 1/10 never making this again

16.11.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah ๐Ÿ’ฏ. I take it before Iโ€™m ready to go to bed and then let it do its thing overnight. There is no way I would want to be responsible for anything except holding the pillow down

14.11.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It will knock you tf out like a Benadryl. Theyโ€™re not kidding about the do not operate heavy machinery thing. Iโ€™m not sure what your provider was warning you about, so donโ€™t ignore that but I find a smaller dose works pretty well with less of a hangover

14.11.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a big fan of the flexeril muscle relaxer I got from the Dr the last time I seriously put my back out. I only need like a quarter of the tablet (they said to take a whole one which is way too much) and it really helps reset me overnight.

14.11.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get in, losers, weโ€™re going to the Cambrian Explosion.

14.11.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 756    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

When I browned the butter I didnโ€™t get all of it back but the texture came out fine anyway

14.11.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Garam Masala Cookies | sel et sucre fitted with the paddle attachment, combine 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, browned and at room temperature, 1/2 cup granulated sugar, and 1 cup packed brown sugar. Beat on high speed until light and fluffy, ...

www.seletsucre.com/garam-masala...

14.11.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They came out great. Same potluck I made browned butter garam masala sugar cookies that I had to circulate the recipe for

13.11.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not really baking but the batch of Rice Krispie bars I made were very well received. I browned the butter, used homemade cognac vanilla extract, and topped with maldon salt. They were light as a feather and amazing

13.11.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh 100% heโ€™s going to be โ€œsaved.โ€ It will play well with the base.

13.11.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This setting saves my ass all the time. Super helpful

13.11.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am fairly certain I saw them once from an international flight. It was so faint but it was green glow to the north. Itโ€™s a bucket list thing of mine; I would like to see them properly.

12.11.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She sounds like me. ๐Ÿ˜Š I learned to read from Sesame Street at 2.5. Mom just confessed to me this week that she never read to me as a kid because she found it boring. I was obsessed with reading and spelling as a kid.

12.11.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We didnโ€™t see them last year either

12.11.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A disappointingly aurora-free sky with lots of low-hanging clouds

A disappointingly aurora-free sky with lots of low-hanging clouds

Tell me about it

12.11.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damnit we are socked in with clouds ๐Ÿ˜ซ

12.11.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surprise! Your hospital is in-network but the ER doctor on call tonight is not. Best of luck with the bankruptcy proceedings

11.11.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had to explain this to someone at work this week and thoroughly creeped them out. Superior is scary as hell.

11.11.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bloc of Voters Shifted in Town Supervisor Election News of interest to the residents of Huntington, NY

huntingtonnow.com/bloc-of-vote...

11.11.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So something went hinky with the election out here on Long Island. The WFP candidate? Says she didnโ€™t know she was on the ballot. The difference got an R elected. No one seems to know whatโ€™s going on

11.11.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes there are so many lovely yarn advent calendars out there!

11.11.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was just about to write story mode. I hate combat. Combat gets in the way of more story

11.11.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is literally never not accurate

10.11.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20801    ๐Ÿ” 5141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

He what now? ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

10.11.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I legit cried when I voted for her in the primary. Biden had already officially won the nomination so it didnโ€™t matter one bit but the act alone brought me joy.

10.11.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I find myself holding my breath all damn day. Iโ€™m sure itโ€™s bad for my blood pressure and 17 other things

10.11.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

09.11.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4057    ๐Ÿ” 1286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

I had short short hair for 15 years. I canโ€™t afford $100 every 6 weeks. Itโ€™s now past my shoulders and I loathe it but itโ€™s what I can afford.

10.11.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad sheโ€™s okay. They are death traps. Iโ€™ve been hit twice (both BMWs, I feel no shame in BMW driver jokes). And I was in crosswalks at the time. Very little is designed for pedestrian safety

10.11.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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