Sawtooth🦝🎧

WAIT I missed a joke I could've said that people in Finland speak Nightwish!!

Nightwish

People in Sweden speak Swedish.
People in Norway speak Norwish.

Ever since you came out (as Romanian)

I read "green light" in the Great Gatsby sense and got very confused.

Trump his glock

Don't scare me like that!

Pissing on the seat should automatically disqualify you from standing to pee ever again.

What If Cartoons Kicked Satan's Ass?

He's upset because Uptown Funk didn't give it to him.

I mean I doubt it's actually the case, it just wouldn't surprise me.

Although it'd be interesting to watch the Right go through their usual ignoring/denying/burying/etc until finally going on the news to announce that "actually 9/11 was a good thing"

tbh at this point I wouldn't be shocked to find out Epstein and Trump orchestrated 9/11.
(I mean, the latter did call into the news that day to brag about how his own tower moved up on the list of tallest buildings)

It's meeting the man of my dreams,
And then finding his collection of ten thousand spoons

I like anime because there are things that you can't see in real life, like a chainsaw that's also a man, or a bocchi that's also a rock.

NATO Alphabet but for Zoomers... using words like Skibidi and Rizz.

I can't just *return* this stolen groundhog!

You sure the censored word wasn't bill'c??

You forgot the end quote, so everything you post from now on will be in Jason Bateman's voice.

whimzer

And yet she chose to post a picture of Chucky and not Jigsaw.

She's either admitting to doing this, or admitting that she's no one's favorite artist.

My Charlotte's Web sequel idea is that all of Charlotte's children go off to befriend other barnyard animals, all writing messages in their own webs.
This changes the meta of state fair contests, where animals are judged based on their spider's penmanship, creativity, typeface, etc.

Charlotte has 514 children at the end of Charlotte's Web??
It's a fucking horror story.

List of Movie Titles That Fit Into The Lyrics of Deep Blue Something's "Breakfast At Tiffany's"

List of Names That Fit Into The Lyrics of "Eleanor Rigby"

I think my MIDI keyboard is finally on its way out. It keeps transmitting random messages constantly.

How do we know that Elon Musk wasn't just being *photobombed* by the child sex auction?

I may
be paranoid
but not
an Android

Sent from my iPhone

"Off the rack? Bitch I AM the rack!"

Did it finally happen today?