Persistent Cookie

I did but I’m high

"the *MOST* racist thing". My brain snags on that. There should not be *ONE* racist thing. Ever. JFC

Always good to feed birds, but I may be a little biased. Suet is also a good choice if you have it.

These asshole MAGAs don't realize that they are driving out doctors, nurses, engineers, programmers, and scientists in general from our country and we are going to be so much the worse for it. The people who can afford to leave are going to leave.

Close-up of a cocateil's face, mostly yellow with orange patches on the cheeks

braided dough on a sheet of parchment paper

Making Brioche with an insane amount of butter. 50%. It's gonna take hours to proof, but I think it will be worth it. It'll go with the ham and corn chowder I'm making tonight, then leftovers will be thick-cut French toast. #foodies #bread #baking

I just want them to take me through my junk drawers and tell me what all those fucking keys are for

I got both the Penzey’s spices and the Bonne Maman calendars this year and I opened every single door as soon as I got them

That thing looks like a skull weeping into its hands.

We got our glasses from the gas station. One for each fill-up. Ours weren't this fancy-schmancy.

Like, white formica countertops with the gold flecks in them?

Ah, looking at the replies, a few folks beat me to it. But, I found my people, so there's that.

Don't forget the burnt orange shag rugs

That looks like fun.

This time next week, we’ll have a fresh crop of Turkey fryer fails to bring us together.

But seagulls

I still recall her smug mug in 2022 during her testimony where her entire theme was "I don't remember".

Baked cookies sitting on a wooden cutting board.

I made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies with pecans and dried cherries. They're really good. #Baking #Cookies #Foodies

If it actually happens (I have my doubts) all he's doing is offloading the work of lawmakers to individuals who may not have the time or the understanding of how to get the best insurance for the money. I believe the insurance industry overly complicates things solely for the purpose of profit.

I have to turn my lights off early tonight because I all have to give out is a set of 4 WeatherTech mats from the car I just traded in and a few AARP magazines. And a few hot mustard packets from takeout.

I have officially reached the age that when I buy a new car I'm all about the lumbar support/heated seats.

Rewatching Veep right now. Uncanny.

Close-up pic of a cockatiel, looking menacing (but really not)

The last thing you'll see

Explain. The. Joke.

Or I will screech incessantly in your ear. I'm really, really, good at that.

Doc, I love your stuff, but as a parrot, I gotta say, I don't get this one. Take some pity on a Psittacine?

I'm a baker. I once saved a cake in a similar manner. I too, got applauded. Not to brag or anything. Mind you, I was young and spry back then.

Picture of Pig Shots sitting on a white plate on a wooden cutting board.

Pig Shots. Keilbasa wrapped in bacon to make a "shot glass" then filled with a mixture of cream cheese, shredded cheddar, hot sauce and bbq rub, smoked for an hour or so with Pecan wood. #Foodies #Smoking #BBQ

Two words: Potato Masher