richie

My attempt to be rebellious was ruined. I used that thing that had a do not use sign on it, but nothing happened.

that’s the fairy tale

We threw handfuls of lice at the bride and groom because we thought that's what they wanted.

Thanks for checking in, Alabama.

😂😂

They should’ve called them Treese’s

Demanding a raise (if that’s ok)

Hey, this is my screaming tree

Burned my tongue on ravioli so, there were cries for help.

I regret nothing...wait everything.

You have two wolves inside you.

Congrats you are now a furry

the Breaking Bad reboot is only available on bluesky

anyone who hasn’t played sexy twister with their cousins is lying or jealous

Y’ALL E’ER SEEN ONE A DEM BABBER YAGGERS?

came out the womb sweating so,

😂😂ikr

🤌✨ we got this

yeah ive got distressed genes

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Spotify Wrapped saying my listening age is 17

are people still trying to take away aaron neville’s heaven (oh no)

your fun fact lead them to being placed under a 72-hour psychiatric hold. i hope you’re happy

Liz Lemon from 30 Rock exclaiming “at night?”

Roadside sign: Christmas hay rides! Saturday at 6pm!

Me:

masturbated to John Tesh Live on dvd. again.

🙌 queso fountain ⛲️

Can’t wait for Christmas to get here so I can ramp my depression up to 11.

jesus I was just about to eat

yes it’s a circle

life became cost prohibitive once the free trial expired

in the uk is it called meths