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Baroness VonBunchanumbers

@dominomask.bsky.social

I’m occasionally funny, the worst kind of funny.

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Same, Jay. Same.

05.11.2025 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More data is good data

24.10.2025 02:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It terrifies fascists, therefore…

14.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The same people who insisted devout Catholic Joe Biden was leading a “war on Christianity” are now cheering Trump on as his armed goons assault clergymen.

08.10.2025 12:04 — 👍 3187    🔁 1152    💬 80    📌 39

YOU WOULD THINK THE MEDIA WOULD BE INTO THAT

20.09.2025 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maher will nod along with anyone willing to play footsie under the table with him. Pathetic.

20.09.2025 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The “Don’t Tread on Me” people have deep-throated the fascist boot so hard, the fash now wear snake-skin boots.

17.09.2025 03:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s like Plan 9 from Outer Space but not fun…

17.09.2025 03:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one on earth is cis enough for their rights not to be at stake when trans rights are threatened or denied

15.09.2025 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right? Only a surgically precise professional could have missed that head…

12.09.2025 13:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t worry, everybody. Kash is on the case!

10.09.2025 22:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even if it were just sincere “things need doing so contrarians need to be silenced” (it’s not, but even if) it’s a terminally misguided notion, like killing your immune system because you don’t like having a fever.

28.08.2025 12:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We do not claim that cunt

21.08.2025 03:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Think of Walmart like a metastatic Poundland

18.08.2025 15:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s been giving himself golf trophies long enough…

14.08.2025 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking pathetic

14.08.2025 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do know what she means, but just picturing Dean Cain trying to do “white activities” so hard is making me laugh. Like he tries to combine them to do them harder and it ends up a dark comedy, like going apple picking on cocaine…

09.08.2025 15:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re part of the entire point!

03.08.2025 14:13 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just monkeys with guns, all the way down.

02.08.2025 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My eyebrows are in my hairline right now…

29.07.2025 23:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope her next Botox tx hits a nerve.

28.07.2025 15:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His base do not care about the sex abuse. They’re a mix of abolish-the-age-of-consent libertarianism and pray-for-Josh-Duggar evageicals. Sexual abuse and trafficking of women and children is a hierarchy they’re comfortable with. They’re mad because he’s rescinded his promised pogrom of dems.

28.07.2025 15:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They don’t even care if he’s guilty. In their heart of hearts, they don’t believe it’s wrong for conservative white men to abuse women and children. They’re only upset that “Epstein” was a Pavlovian promise that they’d get to righteously murder some democrats/lizard people and he’s messed that up.

28.07.2025 15:23 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

We still need a film noir Lois Lane movie where her simping guy Friday (Clark) and the mysterious handsome foreign homme fatale (Superman) help her solve a mystery.

28.07.2025 15:10 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love the Martha moment because it’s a perfect pop culture example of a clear darling that should have been slaughtered in the writing process.

28.07.2025 15:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These sloppy twits…

27.07.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, he’s sort of the orangutan that ran into the center of the ritual and grabbed the artifact the acolytes had been carefully powering up with incredible evil for generations, and now they just have to worship an ape.

27.07.2025 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Women being too person-like is hurting the boners, fam.

27.07.2025 12:21 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good on ya!👍

26.07.2025 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oddly validating, but requiring no additional effort from you? Win win!

25.07.2025 13:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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