Yuri-AAAAAAAAUGH!!

Thank you so much, y'all, just a few hundred left and I can breathe easily for a good while again

Sorry, need to get this asap and I'm getting extremely worried 😣

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My hours were severely cut recently, to the point groceries are minimal. I'm in dire need to cover rent for both October and November for a total of $2200, so anything that can help while I try to get a second job would greatly help.

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Don't insult Secret of Mana fans, they WILL take 26 seconds to think up a witty comeback

Folks is it a hate crime to know your one employee is a transbian and yet you still have her work Halloween

have you ever considered owning a rapier, totally unrelated I swear

Should have just kept calling him Leon

I won at gender too hard my injection dose got cut in half. That's a first

"KNOW YOUR PROTEST RIGHTS You don’t need a permit to protest in response to breaking news and you don’t need a permit to march in the streets or along sidewalks, as long as you’re not obstructing traffic or access to buildings. When you are lawfully present in any public space, you have the right to photograph anything in plain view, including federal buildings and the police. If you believe your rights have been violated, when you can, write down everything you remember, get contact information for witnesses, and take photographs of any injuries. If you get stopped by the police, ask if you’re free to go. If they say yes, calmly walk away. If you get arrested, you have a right to ask why. Otherwise, say you wish to remain silent and ask for a lawyer immediately. Don’t sign, say or agree to anything without a lawyer present. If you get stopped by a member of the military or any law enforcement office at a protest, you have the right to remain silent or to tell them that you’ll only answer questions in the presence of an attorney — no matter your citizenship or immigration status."

If you're taking to the streets to protest today, know your rights.

I'm slightly terrified why does this need to be reviewed do you want me to bite into a chunk of pineapple to prove my body actively rejects it???

did you know that if anyone tells me, a part indigenous woman, "Happy Columbus Day", I am actually legally obligated to throw them into the Hudson River

I finally watched Hellraiser. I absolutely loved it, even with how cheesy some of the stuff with the Cenobites was. Probably going to watch 2 today and see if I really want to subject myself to the entire series, knowing ohhhh ho ho ho ho, I have heard THINGS.

My therapist saw Lily today during my session today and thought she was absolutely adorable, unaware at that moment she was attacking my arm including two cuts that had to be bandaged WHY IS MY CAT LIKE THIS

Actually, Zelda is the name of the sword, the character you play as is Zelda's Legend ☝️🤓

I have a good Halloween name this year I feel :V

At least I got a free pill organizer for my trip today. We'll see what the next two weeks hold!

Palate cleanser. Makes you appreciate each cheese slice all the more.

I don't remember the last time I had a month where all my Wednesdays were pretty much booked. I don't know how to feel about how many of them include going to my clinic aside "Old".

Stressful week already, complete with events that led to me contemplating if I am actually demisexual

Exactly why I got Lily.

... I was flirty with *how many people* last night???

Who has two thumbs and took a potential wrist injury from work today? This bitch right heeeEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

On the one hand ooouuuugh so much spent, but on the other I am so glad to be in a position where I can actually stock up on fruits, vegetables, grains, hell even getting full sized hygiene products after months of sticking to travel size.

I could certainly do with less people daily staring at my chest like it's baffling that I could possibly have boobs especially if they're real.

There's an irony that I finally decided to adopt after coming home late from a night out at a bar and missed having a cat to come home to... and now I come back from the bar late to a happy cat, except it's the bar I work at

Lily is a little nightmare in the mornings but she has been super affectionate with me lately when I get home from work especially as of late where I've had overtime and get back so exhausted. What a spoiled brat, I love her.

My therapist says it's okay to yearn for a toxic yuri slow burn relationship with someone but maybe limit it to no more than five times a day

My dumb ass trying to think of small talk to make when I see a cute girl at the pharmacy like "so, uh, you like picking up progesterone on Thursday morning as well?"

I've actually narrowed down one reason is I'm just... so sick of staring at Clip Studio. I have used it for eight years, and something broke me in dreading opening it.

And now I'm trying ArtRage and want to draw the good gay stuff suddenly

Insomnia, recovering from sickness (thankfully not missing any work), why is this part of what's finally killing my artist block