Devious Vacuum

As popularized by Tana Mongeau from the part of drama YouTube that's for girls

I don't understand what this means... are you asking me to clarify that menty b is short for mental breakdown because I didn't come up with that slang!

a conversation heart that says you don't look 38

Happy Valentine's Day! Thank you oomfies for giving me a break from confessing your undying love for me so I can finish having a menty b~ I will return to accepting applications sometime after White Day~

I also just don't care about Lars and his arc. He's a regular human boy and his problems are very regular and human, and he grows up at a regular human pace. I didn't care that he had trauma forced on him to be a better Steven parallel vOv

omg I was just having a similar conversation a couple of weeks ago, and I was like ah, but it's been years since I watched the show, so I'm glad to have this confirmed by your recent rewatch. Once Lars became an immortal space pirate captain I was like what are we even doing here anymore

Putting it on the record that, when asked how feet can win against vore, I said "choke on em"

there was cream inside my Cube!! i enjoyed eating it all.

please RT if you've ever enjoyed an edible flavoured cube

Damn, are they interested in opening franchise locations in the US?? I thought I already had my dream job but now I'm not sure anymore...

This is so beautiful I want to reach out and join hands with all the other vampire perverts of the world

Omg they look like spell listings on Etsy

Lord I've seen what you've done for others...

holy shit holy shit

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Summer is such a long way away. Unbearable. www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9c5...

if someone is saying shit like "it's lowkey biphobic that you support AOC even though she won't legalize cannibalism" or "you realize that expecting your room to have windows a luxury belief right" what you're seeing are the charged particles being shot off from polycule fission

I know this will trigger a few, but I don't trust the intuition of anyone that's voluntarily paralyzed their third eye with Botox

every day i get to come onto the internet and read a sentence i could never have conceived of in my wildest dreams

It's HAPPENING. Stay posted for more details. Pit Crew is running it back, baby! #transrights #transrightsarehumanrights

i think about this constantly. tradwife culture absolutely is a kink and no one will acknowledge that it's basically a 24/7 BDSM arrangement but done in an extremely unsafe and dangerous way.

a light beige brassiere embroidered with an elegant floral pattern in teal and pink and gold, and also tom and jerry from the cartoon. tom's fingers fold delicately over the hem of the right bra cup while jerry's ear bends under the presumed weight of the left.

can i say something? i haven't stopped thinking about the tom and jerry bra even once since my friend posted about it a while ago. can you just look at this with me please? thanks.

Nothing gets past this guy

But if it doesn't work, then you still have a migraine AND now you frew up

Omg it's happening

I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.