Jacinthe voice: Am I really a chaseur if I caught one? ❤️

X&Y punk: Boss! Lady Jacinthe made you be a girl and work as her maid? That's like, super unethical!

Lebanne: Bro. Bro, listen to me. This is the hottest thing that has ever happened to me. If you screw this up for me, you will be eating through a straw bro.

susie’s dad sits on a couch across from our characters, bitch the dog and susie the rabbit. the father asks: what are your intentions with my daughter? bitch replies “to suck her penis and never die sir” he says “what” bitch says “it’s controversial but i intend for us to live forever! science is pretty much there atp” “oh and the penis thing. other than that i’m free tho why”

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

Wide shot of a very high effort Mario party costume. The skirt features magnetized amiibos that can move from space to space, and Michal is holding a staff with a pristine dice block based on the game floating at the top. There’s also other details like Mario stars on the shoes and Mario coins on the necklace

Closer shot of a very high effort Mario party costume. The skirt features magnetized amiibos that can move from space to space, and a better view of the dice block based on the game

Just finished my fully playable Mario Party costume in time for Halloween! Roll the dice block, move your character, play minigames, and earn coin (candy). Only the very best will win the star for the night 🌟

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

One more Anti-ASMR for the road.

my bestie wuk lamat🏳️‍⚧️

#ffxiv #wuklamat

remastered

(shaking you) SEX CAN BE ANYTHING! ANYTHING!!!

A cool thing is when you fight a skeleton.

Dahir Insaat at least was creative with their death beds. They were in it for the love of the game.

we’re at the intermission of Hadestown, pretty good so far, but confused as to why they haven’t used any boons yet? not even a Daedalus hammer??

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

"The hills have eyes" is a cautionary tale about having some stuff

living outside the city is so crazy because if you want to go buy a soda that's like your whole day

Mannequin wearing a The Flash shirt showing an image of Man, tucked into a yellow pleated skirt

This is still probably the funniest outfit I’ve seen displayed at a Hot Topic

The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing

any girls get their boobs done from the emperor palpatine surgical reconstruction center? i’m really considering it !

Enormous alpha Scolipede in Pokémon za looking down at my player character’s outdoor cafe table in the silent imploring way only very big dogs are able to do, staring down silently, being Very Good about simply not leaning down and grabbing it

A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste

With the AWS outage, now‘s as good a time as any to post this old strip.

Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

miyamoto is right.. it sucks that when new videogames come out, we have to kill the old ones permanently with no way to preserve them for the public and for gaming history.. i wish there was a way to, but im sure nintendo would have done it by now if there was a way...

a comic with a bunny and a very high dog the bunny (susie) says: Are we yuri? the dog (bitch) replies: Nah, this is a Western Cartoon Plus i think we're like in a long-term situationship susie says: Cool ill tell my mom bitch thinks: himejoshi mom? Sick

Can I ask what's it like being transgender? I'm legit couiours and I mean no harm in asking questions Couiours Courious The thing gorge the monkey was

literally every single case in aa prosecutor: phoenix wright we hate your pussy the crowd: boo we hate your pussy boo the judge: *bangs gavel* mr wright im afraid that this court hates your pussy phoenix: (Sweating)

Andrew Cuomo: He hates Israel Zohran: I am here to talk about affordability Curtis Sliwa: In 1983 on Coney Island I was visited by a woman in many scarves. I watched as thousands of cats emerged from her bosom. I taught them all karate.

sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says #crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times* no that part was real