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That some would latch onto one aspect of someone's being and try to further their agenda of hate and divisiveness absolutely disgusts me especially in the midst of such a horrific tragedy.

Carney put crybaby Donnie in his feels.

Maybe the "warning meter" is frozen?

This video is still one my favourites by Jeff Douglas ♥️♥️🇨🇦 🥹

WE ARE CANADIAN 🇨🇦

❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA🇨🇦🍁❤️

Mmmm, yummy!

A little M.E.K. never hurt anyone did it? LoL

Them: You don't look autistic

Me: My autism doesn't really look like anything. It's mainly just me being anxious about things. Can't eat safe food. Anxious. Someone too close to me. Anxious. Have to do small talk. Anxious.

Them: You don't look anxious

Me: I hide it REALLY well

😮‍💨

Happy Remembrance Day,
🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇦🇺 Veteran’s Day 🇺🇸 and Armistice Day 🇫🇷 🇧🇪

the matrix has you is displayed in green on a black background Alt: the matrix has you is displayed in green on a black background

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

Vaxed again! Covid & flu.

Your fate is pretty much "sealed" if you do... I'll see myself out.

Happy Halloween y’all

Does the light turn off when you close the door?

We've had seedless grapes and seedless watermelon for quite a while now - why aren't raspberries seedless yet?? (Things to ponder when you should be sleeping at 1 am).

I'm repairing a door while a large brown and white dog watches intently.

If I really must have a supervisor while I work, this is my preference!

The number of times I have heard (as a locksmith): "I knew we should have kept those keys" is staggering!

Yes, everyone has (or recently has had) an accumulation of keys 🗝️
Maybe hang onto them for a while longer 😉

Ok, this fucking rocks. Everyone should be able to use the bathroom when they're out and about.

He probably sees that on so much of the correspondence he receives (past due invoices) that he thinks that's how you finish whatever you write.

A meme from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In the top panel, one man labeled "literally every company" hands a plate labeled "AI" to a man labeled "me." In the bottom panel, the man labeled "me" nonchalantly tosses the plate down the hallway, discarding it with casual disdain while the first man watches.

Time to post it again.

god gave me allergies bc he knew i’d be too powerful if i could breathe

**mourns the loss of all that unrealized banana bread potential**

It’s true! Watch out 🍁

Or three day work weeks?

Just wait for all the fun things that happen when you actually do start to get old 🤣

Seems like it would be impossible to not like @shelleyacook.bsky.social so I think you can definitely stop worrying about that! 😃

They should invent a year that you can make it through without feeling like it's trying to kill you.

Clearing snow takes a bit longer when you have to haul it all to the neighbors back yard so the little girl can have a bigger snow mountain!

I remember, acknowledge, act.