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He definitely did it

All republicans are actually Elder Scrolls: Oblivion NPCs… can’t shake this out of my mind

Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?

If Jan 6 traitors can shit on the floors and walls of the congressional house, then I’m legally obligated to shit inside every Tesla vehicle I see. Fair is Fair

*20 years passed after Trump’s second term*

New President: “I think I wanna redecorate the Oval Office.”

JD Vance after disappearing in 2025:

I will never understand the idea of wanting to have this old, senile, decrepit, milk toast man anywhere near me. I can smell the sour milk and foot odor from my screen.

What’s more embarrassing, being the president of the United States and having the child of a man who is an unelected billionaire tell you to shut up, or being that same billionaire who’s kid wiped boogers on the resolute desk that’s older than the apartheid your family helped fuel?!

Oh okay, so this is insane

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Taking $80 million directly from FEMA accounts… Now we are dealing with what happens when you let an unelected nazi run rampant in the government

If I somehow was able to fully afford college, I would immediately go for a degree in political science/law. The representation of people 18-35 is only covered by a small group of people. The older generations have such an insanely destructive grip on the current climate. Please make room for youth.

I feel like Trump’s mind has reverted back to an elementary school kid on a playground just making shit up.

“I’m the king, these are my underlings, and you can’t say I’m not”

Lil man, no one likes you and you need to figure out when retirement is a thing.

Can we legitimately do something about this unprecedented corruption that Trump and President Elon are doing? Like anything? Watching my rights being taken away, as a non-binary person, my information being used, and the entirety of this nation becoming a fascist oligarchy is insanity.

Hold up, one of Musk’s trustees that is going into delicate info in government facilities is 19?! What the actual fuck?! Nah, when I was 19 I was just trying to figure out how to sell weed and live alone.

Mission accomplished. Got an old democrat to block me on Bluesky. Joyous day it is.

Imagine not wanting to talk about issues within a failing government party, then calling it “in-fighting”

I’ll add your opinion to the folder labeled “old fucks that think they are above me, and don’t see that they are the issue”

L Take. Not seeing faults of your own party is a detriment to politics. If some of the GOP can see how batshit crazy MAGA is, then you should be able to see the mental decline of the elderly in charge of the dems.

Give me examples. Because since last year all I saw was dems propping up someone who should be retired to be president, waited too long for Kamala to take charge, and proceeded to stay centrist. AOC is who should be leading that party, yet the aging power hungry morons are too scared.

I’m sorry, Elon is digging around government agencies?! Excuse me, but what in the nepo fuck are you talking about?! Get this shitter out of it. Non-elected, racist, fascist, and all-around cuck. Why are Dems not doing anything?!

The goal in life is to be featured in a biopic on Fox about being a radical leftist. Oh the places I wanna go

I wish I had 50lbs of bricks right now. No reason, no reason at all. Just queer things 🤝🏻

If Trump bans all the Chinese companies listed, league players will roam free and probably dismantle the entire government. I’m league players

Don’t lose hope. Just bottleneck these fascists into a corner and make sure they stay away and out of society

This shit ain’t mean nothing to me man, I’m punching Nazis like Tyson pummeling a small Atretochoana

So hear me out, Trump is now a woman and that makes him trans, and in his world that means he has no rights.

Are we still waiting for the big fight of Musk vs. Zuckerberg? They should stream it on Daily Motion

We are all females now. Which means everyone is a lesbian. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

FDR would not like this vibe at all

We just letting Elon get away with this? We REALLY just letting him do this?!