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@bobgreencols.bsky.social

Author, filmmaker (waiting on confirming that part, but I have stuff written so it counts), bon vivant, insufferable know-it-all, snarkmaster. Extra-super-double-plus gay, so, ahhhhh, yeah...

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Latest posts by bobgreencols.bsky.social on Bluesky


So, ahhh... @bsky.app

Care to comment?

www.them.us/story/bluesk...

27.08.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't Go Breakin' My Heart with Kiki Dee was a pretty big hit if I remember correctly. ๐Ÿ˜‰

09.07.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And this is how you know he's racist.

09.07.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still very much under the impression that Gail Simone should have permanent and irrevocable control over Zatanna. Z needs to be an actual powerhouse, again.

09.07.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, so, hear me out.

Prickly pear/Lime Arnold Palmer.

Someone should make this a thing.

02.07.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Milkshakes are just ice cream soup.

There.

That's something you know, now.

22.06.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Hello, police? There's a bunch of masked men with guns over here. Do your actual job."

20.06.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't forget blood, and they taste with their feet. Think about THAT when happy Miss Butterfly lands on your nose.

20.06.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about." ~Mark Twain

19.06.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11017    ๐Ÿ” 1922    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 217    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
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When you realize that what you were taught in school was selected so it wouldn't inconvenience you.

19.06.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5622    ๐Ÿ” 2166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 212    ๐Ÿ“Œ 115
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Video shows SpaceX Starship explosion at Texas launch site A SpaceX Starship explodedโ€‹ at a launch site in Texas Wednesday night, bursting into a massive fireball.

You know your country has screwed up priorities when it pretends it doesn't have the money to prevent LGBTQ teen suicides but it *does* have the funds to subsidize the wealthiest man in the world's engineering incompetence.

www.cbsnews.com/news/video-s...

19.06.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16204    ๐Ÿ” 4825    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 546    ๐Ÿ“Œ 198

A reminder that judges are not doctors and SCOTUS should not have even touched this.

19.06.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one is altering the genitals of minors and most trans people don't even bother with bottom surgery so this is a moot fucking point. Get your mind out of the trousers of children, creep.

19.06.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also think that your entire political party is just a bunch of perverts and creeps that are obsessed with other people's genitals and that your hair plugs and viagra prescription are gender-affirming care.

19.06.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think that your guy liner is nasty, that you're a hypocrite of the highest order, that you're an actual nazi, and that you don't belong on this platform. This isn't Twitter.

19.06.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you're an idiot who should never have been appointed to your position that's following an orange moron. I think that if you have time to be this hateful towards people, you need better hobbies. Like therapy.

19.06.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well... other than humans.

18.06.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun Fact #1:

The Sidney Funnel-Web Spider's venom, when it comes to mammals, is primate-specific.

Fun Fact #2:

There are no primates in Australia.

18.06.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So... the folks that wanted an American version of Absolutely Fabulous forgot that Cybill existed, right? Before Ab Fab. Two kids instead of one. Alicia Witt in her finest role.

06.06.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Since". And Bluesky still needs to give us an edit option.

05.06.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been saying this entire time that Trump cheated by way of Musk, but "there's no proof".

THEY'VE BEEN SAYING THAT THEY DID SOME THE INAUGURATION!

05.06.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find it disappointing that classic architecture, such as the Parthenon, had not had its paint restored.

No, kids, the ancient Greeks and Romans were neither minimalist nor austere. Their lives were riots of color.

05.06.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun Fact!

The hyena's closest relative is the meerkat and the mongoose, but they're also related to cats.

None of this explains why female hyenas have to give birth through what looks like a penis. My junk hurts thinking about it.

31.05.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun Fact!

The carousel at Disney Magic Kingdom is older than the Disney company itself.

It was built in 1917 for a park in Michigan.

20.05.2025 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG!

I just realized that, technically, Pandora Boxx performed in blackface when she did Carol Channing in Snatch Game!

I mean, does that count?

14.05.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So... nobody noticed that the "The Prodigy" sidequest in AC:Valhalla ends with a bard singing "Smack my bishop," did they?

It's a little bit of a deep cut, but, dang.

08.05.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

04.05.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45457    ๐Ÿ” 8242    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2759    ๐Ÿ“Œ 585
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Honestly, I'm not sure how I'm still alive.

I brought another bag into the house.

02.05.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hello kitty is cooking in a kitchen with other characters ALT: hello kitty is cooking in a kitchen with other characters

The Last of Us, but it's Hello Kitty and Friends.

29.04.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is your reminder that Zootopia is about how the US's history with race is gross, eugenics, and how the CIA devised crack cocaine to destroy black communities.

And ACAB still applies to Judy Hopps.

29.04.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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