Sylv

America sucks and celebrating the government is awful.

BUT if you have to do anything patriotic for 4th of July please make it playing Code Name S.T.E.A.M.

Me and who

Couldn’t sleep so I started listening to music, ended up listening to the Diddy Kong Racing Character select theme and made this

Just invented a new way to fumble

Everytime I use a dating app or meeting people app I'm utterly fascinated by how the culture and etiquette works. I feel like i turn into an anthropology professor analyzing shit

What is a girlfriend if not peak reality

if democrats promise to throw elon musk and everyone in DOGE in jail on day 1 in 2029 they will win a 50 state landslide

Yaoi maxing on webtoon rn

Bryan MacCormack, the executive director of a New York-based immigrant rights group, was pulled over by CBP with two undocumented passengers in the vehicle. He knew his rights, refused to acknowledge their "warrant", and despite CBP threatening him, the agents eventually were forced to let him go.

Do it for him.

Audio from @prozdishere.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0Kj...

Please note:
1) This number is legit.
2) It is run by trans and nonbinary folks.
3) They do not call police.

Please live.

Need me a Winnie the Pooh rogue like where he's going through all 100 acres of those woods

I'm the funniest squirrel alive

God when the straight couple webtoon is so gay it fucking hits man gawd

I love it when someone posts a pic of them in a group in their dating profile and they're never the hottest one in that picture or the main person

So who wants me?

oh my gosh videos work here now!!
Have my little pokemon sudoku animation! c: 🦆🌱✨

huge L on nintendo's part for not porting codename steam to switch in time for the wicked movie

Me and who

Big ego and low self-esteem is such a debilitating combo

I need to smoke a fag rn cause I've had three of the most insane debriefs today and maybe I like this little life of mine

Any Katekyo Hitman Reborn enjoyers in the clurb rn?

here are some armored princesses

Amsterdam

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #816,088, Sylv ‪@orangemanatees.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 31, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #816,088!

The passage of time is so funny. I should do the thing it would be so fucking funny

The human who got the satyr's heart