Jeremy Stewart

Holy hell I’m watching this now and I can stop laughing

Absolutely agree. Do you know anyone who needs a bsky invite? Mine are stacking up =\

AGREED this is insane

well that's fucking dumb. It also weirdly feels like it was written by some earlier version of Chat-GPT.

I always wonder the same thing when someone drops some weird bullshit on me like this. "Why did you think I would be okay with this?" People are insane.

these infographics are way cooler than the ones we have now

Pretty sure every subscription through the App Store is more expensive than if available elsewhere. The only subscriptions I buy there are iOS-only apps where it’s the only option. Also, big shout to yt premium. That’s my favorite streaming sub

No!

Now that you say that, I realize how stupid it sounds. Let me check and get back to you?

The new Mission Impossible

Who are the 1500+ people trying desperately to be funny in the replies of the Wendy’s account on threads? Is there a button to send them some help/resources

Threads is the worst. Massively psychologically damaging to scroll thru feed of factory-installed celebs who suck & brands. Better to be hatecrimed on Twitter or vibe-policed by some weird teenager named BipsyWolf on here. I wish it ill.

it's kind of amazing that literally every basic chat program today is less functional than AIM was 20 years ago *and* spies on you

Got some fluids, feeling better?

Hope I’m not LATE to see John Early hahahaha

Yo how’s it going? Can i ask you’re feeling

Other folks blocking criteria varies wildly and often surprises me.

Yes it sounds like you got blocked =\

To everyone who would point out that I put “thread” twice if I had more followers: I saw that too. I was folding clothes when I wrote this

Man with ear for head and ears for hands and the caption “go ahead, say something. I’m all ears”

When i mutual by the same post from twitter in blue sky and follow my skeet thread via public block on a shared centralized mute thread

Tightly cropped photo of George W. Bush giving his May 1, 2003 “mission accomplished” speech on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln

Happy big loud fireworks day y’all

Watched enough American shows to believe they feast on turkey on every celebration.

Label of a chickpea salad from Aldi. Main ingredients listed are “chickpeas, edamame beans, mix of cranberries, carrots, and bell pepper”

I’ll take that advice! Plus the recipe for the chickpea salad is super simple. I have no excuse

I’ve tried to go to Aldi twice in the last two days — yesterday they were closed for electrical issues and today they closed early. Starting to think I have to make my own chickpea salad.

She’s confused. Doesn’t seem to matter how many people point it out lol

The late Queen of England wearing interesting socks and a top that reads “SALAD”.

working on better tabs on the profile - swipeable, with a media tab!

Is this allowed

You got any more of that gum?

That’s none of your damn business Dan and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs

Seems the same, except that so far it’s vastly easier to sign up and use, and it’s not yet decentralized.