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@jaypee.bsky.social

DJ/actor/model/failson/dipshit/shitposter. Glory to you, and your house (Not actually a bottom)

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I know there is speciality software that really does need the ram but I’m sorry OS bloat is fr out of control and running Firefox and Microsoft word should not take 16 gigs of ram

21.02.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If anybody reading the above needs to discuss their bra size with a stranger, please DM me instead

20.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head."

ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head."

20.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1360    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

Incredible film to rip 1000 bongs to

20.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unmitigated win for the public-at-large

20.02.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
RFK Jr. And Kid Rock from the workout video. Kid Rock is doing pushups and RFK is on exercise bike in sauna. They have Abe Lincoln beards and top hats. Music video captions in bottom left corner. "Gay Bar, Electric Six, Fire."

RFK Jr. And Kid Rock from the workout video. Kid Rock is doing pushups and RFK is on exercise bike in sauna. They have Abe Lincoln beards and top hats. Music video captions in bottom left corner. "Gay Bar, Electric Six, Fire."

20.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7
the british pedophile. not that one. or that one either. no,

the british pedophile. not that one. or that one either. no,

me at the merzbow concert by myself absolutely edibled out of my mind realizing i could probably get an uber to drive me thru white castle on the way home

19.02.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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look the shit machine might be filling the world with shit, but it's allowed me to shit so much. look at all this stinky poo i've been able to poo. this poo wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the shit machine. who cares about ethics or the environment look at my peepee poopoo

19.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Cigarettes" would be a beautiful name for a horse

19.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go see pagliacci, he makes a great lavendar-cinnamon latte

But doctor,

19.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the metro in chicago is hosting cabaret voltaire and then cold waves festival on back to back weeks. if you need new goggles or spiderweb shirts i recommend stocking up now before demand spikes

19.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mom can i get Apollo 1?

We have Apollo 1 at home

The Apollo 1 at home:

18.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mom can i get Apollo 1?

We have Apollo 1 at home

The Apollo 1 at home:

18.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In undergrad we had to take 2 semesters of Western Civilization, where we read major works in the area.

The bros hated it bc they had to read entire books. And bc in class the left-leaning students were better at critical reading and discussion, so they argued circles around the bros.

18.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers

18.02.2026 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 340    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
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No comment on the painting in the shower?

18.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm.... i'm so fucked up...

18.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
On January 10, 2026, while driving back to work after getting lunch with his father
and cousin, a car quickly passed O., sped up, then stopped in front of him. (Id. ΒΆ 3.) A
few men in civilian clothes stepped out of the car and asked for his identification. (Id.)
The men threatened O.β€”if he did not get out of the car, they would force him out. (Id.)
O. exited the car and was told he was under arrest. (Id.) The men handcuffed him and did
not allow him to bring his phone. (Id.) O. felt like he was being kidnapped. (Id.)
The men detained O., his father, and his cousin, taking them all to Whipple. (Id.
ΒΆ 4.) At Whipple, there was β€œfood scattered on the floor, the floor was sticky with mud,
and everything stuck to your shoes.” (Id. ΒΆ 5.) The space was so cramped that sometimes
there was no space to sit on the floor. (Id.)

On January 10, 2026, while driving back to work after getting lunch with his father and cousin, a car quickly passed O., sped up, then stopped in front of him. (Id. ΒΆ 3.) A few men in civilian clothes stepped out of the car and asked for his identification. (Id.) The men threatened O.β€”if he did not get out of the car, they would force him out. (Id.) O. exited the car and was told he was under arrest. (Id.) The men handcuffed him and did not allow him to bring his phone. (Id.) O. felt like he was being kidnapped. (Id.) The men detained O., his father, and his cousin, taking them all to Whipple. (Id. ΒΆ 4.) At Whipple, there was β€œfood scattered on the floor, the floor was sticky with mud, and everything stuck to your shoes.” (Id. ΒΆ 5.) The space was so cramped that sometimes there was no space to sit on the floor. (Id.)

The horror stories rolling in from Minnesota are just the tip of the iceberg. This 20-year-old, who's lawfully present in the country, was arrested for being Latino, then jailed in a filthy cell where he couldn't even sit down. 18 days of illegal detention. democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...

17.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5639    πŸ” 2813    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 111
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so we have the evil, all-devouring paperclip machine now, but we aren't even getting any paperclips out of the deal

17.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But yeah most of the time i think 'kneel at the edge of the ditch'

17.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes, when i feel the Grace of G-d within my spirit, i moderate my stance on this and feel that a lifetime spent washing the feet of the homeless would be a reasonable opportunity to extend

17.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can i install some menacing spikes in the hole

17.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most vindicated guy in all of history

17.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The AI bubble RAM crisis is caused for non-existent problems by non-existent money for a non-existent infrastructure to meet non-existent demand to make non-existent business and will utterly destroy real business based on real demand and real infrastructure built with real money for real problems.

16.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7099    πŸ” 2580    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 45

Yeah i get this one every day

17.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- the weather boys

17.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK 
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

15.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 14472    πŸ” 5271    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 41

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