my dad: how is cooking school?
my son: bad! I am fighting for my life just like in anime
my dad, turning to me: what is he talking about
@swordfricker.bsky.social
30โ / (she/they) / ๐๐๐๐ current interests: ffxiv / yakuza/rgg / ace attorney / fire emblem / trails/kiseki / pokemon pfp: @yoiyoms.bsky.social doodles: @hotpotmode.bsky.social
my dad: how is cooking school?
my son: bad! I am fighting for my life just like in anime
my dad, turning to me: what is he talking about
looks at the clock with bloodshot eyes
oh
looks at my phone with 5 work emails
ohhhhhh shit
spent another 13 hours redesigning my xiv house like I did with my fc room and I'm not even done yet but boi am I insane
16.11.2025 19:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The Inspector is calmly seated at his desk with a mess of documents inside of his office. He is holding a cup of green tea.
redid my fc room... my eyes are bloodshot good night
15.11.2025 20:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0please it's almost 5am I'm trying to sleep but I keep machine gun farting!!!!!!!!!!!!
11.11.2025 19:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Haurchefant Day, Zoro's birthday, and my bf's birthday... >:)
11.11.2025 17:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0casually changes my header to me and my rl son in xiv because I miss him (he will be coming home late this month waaaah)
08.11.2025 18:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0oOOoOooo you want to comm nico sooo bad oooOOooooo
08.11.2025 16:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bust-up comm for @swordfricker.bsky.social :] mr satoru hosonaga dgs ๐
[ #art #dgs #tgaa #vgencomm ]
my bowels won't let me sleep
07.11.2025 22:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐
31.10.2025 11:21 โ ๐ 83 ๐ 35 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0umapyoi
31.10.2025 07:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I should really say no when my dad offers to give me leftovers that's like 5 days old because I always SHIT BAD
30.10.2025 20:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0my stomach didn't like the chicken that fried the rice
20.10.2025 08:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The Inspector is trembling in fear while the Professor is playfully scaring him. They are both in a spooky forest with Saints Wake decor behind them.
spoopy time
17.10.2025 18:04 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I really just make pasta and then use any salad dressing and call it sad dog pasta salad because anything I make with low effort looks like dog chow
15.10.2025 18:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0that one guy from one of the other departments seems to be having it rough if he brought soju into his office, drank three bottles, and then ate shit in the doggo area
10.10.2025 18:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0shouldn't have eaten those tendies waaaaah I just want to sleep but bowels go GRRRR
08.10.2025 21:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0love scalding my bumhole after I shit bad
06.10.2025 06:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0how much songpyeon can I eat before I become a songpyeon demon
05.10.2025 12:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0umapyoi
03.10.2025 13:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0very funny how this fortune was true to its word because the moment it became october... that peace and tranquility was gone aoutAOEUToueatoe
hugs my harvest moon cow plush
oh that was bad doodoo :c
29.09.2025 12:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A screenshot from Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar featuring a Ball Eggplant. Ball Eggplant Freshness: Perfectly fresh. Stamina Recovery: Slight A lustrous eggplant that bounces when you roll it. Grows in summer and autumn. Sells for 240G.
you can just grow anything in this game, I suppose...
25.09.2025 14:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't think I'm going to be playing the fe amogus game but I see that winged Navarre looking ass in the trailer and I'm just.. huh ok I guess
25.09.2025 07:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I miss Haurchefant send skeet x3
24.09.2025 18:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0late night brain goop hours
24.09.2025 07:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bark bark bow wow arf arf whimper
22.09.2025 18:02 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rough references for what Clow's Calca and Brina look like both as dolls and as voidsent
21.09.2025 07:08 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0A result from a uquiz Your Result: domestic fluff don't listen to them, you aren't boring!! two old men (they're thirty-five) doing laundry and taxes together is peak romance, actually
YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
20.09.2025 04:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0