Opal

I fucking love Skull Servant. I love my dumbshit 11k attack bone men who say "fuck the extra deck" and swing for massive damage with their raw calcium power. I live winning games against popular meta decks because my goofy skeleton has big number. If Wightbaking gets limited it'll be my 13th reason.

"We make fun of brainrot and zoomer memes but we watched Gmod TF2 Ragdoll videos as kids"

Views on videos this past month VS Views on videos a couple months ago VS Views on videos around a year ago:

YouTube video by Opal Reviews Everything The Biggest Flaws With My Favorite Games

New video is UP! Let's find the biggest problems with my favorite games. youtu.be/_xHP3_Pff3Q

Single player FPS games and campaign modes in FPS's are so fucking cool.

VRChat players will log on, encounter some of the most vile and depraved human behavior possible, log off, go "oh well I'm sure that won't happen again", and then willfully log on again and experience the same thing the very next day, every day without fail.

Found a boxed copy of TTYD for only $50 at a Gamestop in 2025. Would have scooped it up if I didn't already own one.

YouTube video by Opal Reviews Everything How Many Pokemon Moves Could a Normal Person Learn?

New video is UP! Let's see how many Pokemon Moves you or me could learn! youtu.be/ovth15IElF4 (also I wanna thank @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social for directly inspiring this video and giving me the okay to make it!)

I've been playing through Deltarune for the first time recently after only playing through Undertale once in 2015 and watching a playthrough of Chapter 1 when it was new, and this has been my reaction the whole time.

If you were offered a large sum of money to read a modern Yugioh card out loud, and then accurately recite its function in-game to the nearest person, I'm confident you would walk away poor.

It's beautiful

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YouTube video by Opal Reviews Everything The BEST Vacation Spot in Super Mario Sunshine

New video! youtu.be/3LVJQILGFmc

Red Dead Redemption 2: *Kills your favorite character in the most brutal, gut-wrenching way possible*
The side quest you do five minutes later:

Just beat Red Dead Redemption 2 for the first time, and I gotta say, it's crazy how everyone who said this is one of the best games ever made were 100% unambiguously correct. Love it when a game lives up to the hype.

I'm happy to report that Bridget is the ONLY DLC character in Strive with "Overwhelmingly Positive" reviews on Steam.

My friends when my depressed ass doesn't want to come to McDonald's

If I ever put a Soyjak, a Pepe, or a Steam review in one of my thumbnails, you have permission to kill me dead.

Quotes said by fighting game characters during their level three supers right before the big explosion that does most of the move's damage are my aesthetic.

For some reason, YouTube lists the "Ernest" movies as all being from 2022, which is funny when you consider that Jim Varney (their lead actor) had been dead for over two decades at that point.

YouTube video by Opal Reviews Everything EVERYTHING Coming to Switch 2 Day One

I made a video documenting EVERY Switch 2 launch title that's been confirmed! Check it out if you're interested. youtu.be/VdW7AZTe1zQ

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J00ls fights a big spider (featuring me, @miss-robin.bsky.social, and @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social)

YouTube video by Teal Opal [TF2] The Main Character of Dustbowl

My first TF2 video in a while is UP! youtu.be/0mPJ4iQYkfc?...

If we ever find out Weird Al did anything bad or he's at the center of a major controversy, it's fucking over. That's all I'm saying.

Weird Al is such a fascinating human being because he's 65 years old and has been doing what he does for over 40 years, but he's never even approached having a controversy. He doesn't swear or drink, backed same-sex marriage, and turned down a beer sponsorship because of his morals. What a guy.

Playing a competitive/ranked mode in a game is still just sitting in your room playing a video game. You're not actually doing anything different than you are playing Casual. You've just gaslit yourself into thinking it's more important. Remember this.

Just beat Sekiro for the first time after years of attempts that ended midway through. As someone who's now beaten every "Souls" game except for Elden Ring, I'm very comfortable calling this the hardest one by a country mile. Still an excellent game though, especially when the combat clicks.

Today, I donated $80 to the Trans Lifeline. I'm not posting this as a self-reward or "humble brag", but rather to remind everyone that you never need a reason to support an important cause if you have the means. Stay safe everyone and never be afraid to be yourself.