@bodybytacos.bsky.social
My skeets are real and they’re spectacular
Between the government shutdown, food insecurity, my dad trying to move and now a 40 year old trolling my 17 year old nephew over a dumb football game, I’m ready for KS to legalize.
31.10.2025 18:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is this so funny and yet so sad? Haha
31.10.2025 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to borrow it for my teeth
31.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol a new bar in LFK tried doing a free drinks for ladies night and ABC shut that shit down
31.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just @ me next time 🧅
31.10.2025 00:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m never having dental surgery again. Next time they suggest something, just pull em and slip me some dentures.
31.10.2025 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe I’ll move to Denton, KS and become a recluse lol
30.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0!!!
29.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LOLOLOL
29.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jelly tbh
29.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want some dammit
29.10.2025 23:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Free Pretzel Day was awesome!! Pretzelly food truck gave away pretzels and did a food drive
29.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Could you imagine paying for a car for seven years??
29.10.2025 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a big heart you have!
28.10.2025 17:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0KU lost, the world is hot fucking garbage and my mouth hurts. End it all.
26.10.2025 00:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#KissYourFriends
26.10.2025 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very Breakfast Club, I like
26.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like laffy taffy and skittles and sticky candy
24.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had gum grafting done against of course all I want to eat is candy
24.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I had to Google what this meant. Ugh, don’t disgrace my university.
24.10.2025 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now you’re just rubbing it in <plz don’t>
24.10.2025 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s hands down my answer for all time
24.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t appreciate the bragginess of your BMs
24.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I desperately need something to watch to pull me out of my funk.
24.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I mean…maybe, maybe not haha
16.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re playing the long game and I’m here for it
16.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If anyone needs to be pedaling shit for sale, it’s definitely me
16.10.2025 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is Brittany always trying to sell me something on IG?
16.10.2025 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Whoa, Lawrence has boots now! Better watch yoself *not my car*
13.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
