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486 Followers  |  254 Following  |  2,146 Posts  |  Joined: 26.06.2023  |  1.7763

Latest posts by samuraihawk.bsky.social on Bluesky

Being MAGA is so sad culturally, since you have to stop liking shit all the time you’re left artistically with kid Rock, Nicki Minaj, and those shitty TikTok β€œcomedians” who make weird, gurning-face reaction videos

09.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Super Bowl so bad being unknowingly forced to watch two people I do not know get married has actually been the highlight. πŸ˜‚

09.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DJT is bitching about the halftime show in a game where, three quarters in, there has been a total of four field goals. He remains the dumbest human being on this planet.

09.02.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never been as big of a Liverpool as I am right now.

07.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight every self-respecting human will be cheering for UNC.

07.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Make-a-Wish Kid (Me) strikes again ⚽️

07.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of all of the largely age-related injuries I’ve incurred, this one summits the ranks. Jaw, nerve, and tooth pain, concurrent with splitting headaches. One I’m not looking to replicate again any time soon. 😳

05.02.2026 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just chillin in bed on a Sunday night listening to Jodeci in the dark. The perfect end to the weekend.

02.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday I headed the ball with a tight jaw and now the entire left side of my mouth hurts. πŸ˜‚

01.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thrilled to spend four hours tomorrow morning on β€œshutdown” activities only for the morons in Congress to send all of home and then resume β€œnormal” operations on Tuesday.

01.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Liverpool: Save a few goals for next Sunday. Love, Arsenal.

31.01.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One more goal and we will aggregate be at 10-0 against Leeds for the year.
@arsenalvisionpodcast.com ❀️🀍

31.01.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I respect people’s ability to like what they like (with certain restrictions), but HFS this arctic darkness is draining.

27.01.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scrappy Scrappy Doo, oh fuck you, you’ve got some work to do now. ❀️🀍

25.01.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Order Restored

25.01.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KState did the β€œF**k KU* chant and almost immediately started getting absolutely pantsed. Phenomenal.

25.01.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, if we could rebound, it would be absolutely over for these clowns. πŸ˜‚

25.01.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kansas is infinitely capable of losing to anyone, but this KState team is pretty dreadful. Even without Peterson, anything but a win here would be an abysmal outcome.

25.01.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry.

It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.

24.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7415    πŸ” 2002    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 69

There are murder-squads executing people on the streets of America right now with the full support of the federal government.
How do we make it stop?
People are protesting in huge numbers and it’s not making an impact. I despair at what comes next when people finally reach a breaking point.

24.01.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 359    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 0

Who doesn’t want to die doing what they love? (I’m kidding)

24.01.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone been on the highways in and around downtown KCMO and have some insight into conditions?

24.01.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually think Kansas should sit Peterson tonight, which, given where I was a few weeks ago, feels weird to say, but, at this point, it’s the smart thing to do. In the scheme of things, tonight is meaningless, we aren’t winning the B12 and we can and should be able to win without him.

24.01.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, United is certainly capable of getting a draw at The Emirates (see last January’s FA Cup match), but it’s not going to be because Arsenal is tired due to the trip to Milan. Arsenal also have the deepest squad in the League and Calafiori and Hincapie are back in training.

23.01.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I generally really appreciate @julienlaurens.bsky.social’s analysis, but saying Arsenal will likely draw Man Utd because β€œArsenal were in Milan in midweek and will be tired” flies in the face of the SEVEN changes Arteta made, the in-game rotation, and the Tuesday to Sunday match calendar.

23.01.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 11Β° with a β€œfeels like” below 0Β° and yet we still have to commute to the office because the dipshits in power have no sense of decency or kindness.

23.01.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know that scene at the end of Return of the King where the Ring finally descends into the depths of Mount Doom and then Barad-dΓ»r topples and the camera cuts to Gandalf staring in awe as the Eye of Sauron shrieks? That’s what it’s going to be like when it happens.

22.01.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My annoying single citation MSHA matter just settled and now, despite the weather, I fully intend to luxuriate in my upcoming week of not having to prepare for a remote hearing.

22.01.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really enjoying this photo realistic, immersive Arsenal Women watching experience. It’s like I’m literally sitting at Borehamwood in the rain trying to maintain visual focus. ❀️🀍

21.01.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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