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If anything, being in Tokyo post weather event will make it feel even more like Blade Runner.

I’m flying into the remnants of a tsunami.

I’m going with Rocket, but I like where your head is at.

“Girls, I don’t need to catch the bouquet, to know a hard rock is on the way” is a line even Michael Starr would be proud of.

I’m absolutely here for Taylor Swift writing Steel Panther tracks.

The Aztec shirt from 2022 is one of the best NT kits of the last decade.

It’s 2025, and I brought a Mexican NT shirt on vacation w/ me instead of a USA NT shirt because I cannot stomach the idea of supporting this country in any visible (or even non-visible) capacity.

I’m landing in Tokyo tomorrow at 3pm!

How is it that the majority of my successful first dates all somehow involve @wardamnmegs.bsky.social? 😆

When someone matches with you on Bumble, but their name, hair color, and complexion all give you PTSD. 😆

Chelsea going to be without both Chalobah and Palmer this weekend, but I still fancy them to manage a point against Liverpool on the weekend.

“Did you read the departmental guidance?”

“What? Oh no, I filtered all of that nonsense into a sub folder I never read long ago.”

A lot of bad things happening to bad people of late 🤔 #TyreekHill

I don’t know why I bother reading Dale Johnson’s weekly celebration of PGMOL. At this point, he’s basically just become the Mouth of Sauron.

Be careful, Jared Gillett might send you off.

Every time Butker misses a FG an angel gets its wings.

Fuck PGMOL. Fuck Newcastle. Fuck Joelinton. Fuck. Dan Burn. Fuck Jared Gillett. Fuck Graeme Le Saux. Fuck Eddie Howe.

It would be unbelievable if it wasn’t entirely predictable.

Either collect them for research or hand them out to my friends’ kids.

Last night I told Shirley Helzberg that sharks lose their teeth and we always find them on the bottom of the tank and she reacted like a child the first time they experience magic. 🤣

Oak and Steel? The Brick?

1:45 remaining and one timeout and I’m slightly terrified.

Architects of our own demise today.

IT FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENED!!

EDDIE FUCKING NKETIAH!!!! 📞

Esteve, buddy, YIKES.

Won’t stop me and the pup from hitting a patio.

Listen, if you convince yourself it feels cooler outside, then it becomes fall in your mind.

Using innocent civil servants as political carrion should be electorally disqualifying.

a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says rusted leadership for a stronger america ALT: a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says rusted leadership for a stronger america

I beat a later stage boss on Silksong on the first try without dying.