OLD MAN ⚒️

a computer screen with a recycle bin and a delete window on it Alt: MY LIFE GOING INTO THE TRASH BIN

p lease don't buy anything. i'm begging oin my hands and knees for you not to fucking buy anything

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DELTARUNE OC — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️⚠️

⚠ #DELTARUNERP ⚠ #MVRP ⚠ #RPSKY ⚠

a pixel art of a frog standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it . Alt: A sped up gif of the Green Pippins from Chapter 4 of Deltarune gesturing wildly in front of a conspiracy board.

* Just, before you tell Tenna, let me ask you one last thing.

* Who's Mike?! Who is he?!

* 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!

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BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲

[ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]

@wisewcrds.bsky.social

[ Noelle sips the OldTea! It... huh. This is definitely out of date. Still, it tastes warm and... almost nostalgic. Another sip, and she smiles.

Like remembering an old story she once read.

+80 HP, and her MEMORY goes up by 5! There's more in mind now. ]

@wisewcrds.bsky.social

[Doggo sips the GersonTea.]

Wow, this is just...Straight up tea! Like my grandma would make.

It's nostalgic. But... Kinda makes me feel regret...

[+100 HP... And a toast to the heavens.]

@wisewcrds.bsky.social

[ Susie drinks the OldTea! It tastes, well, old. A bit stale. But warmth blooms in her chest like a promise, and she can't help a small nostalgic smile. Somehow, it feels comforting, like someone who cares.

+100 HP, and her next OKHeal is stronger! ]

< @cageparts.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson steeps the Kris Tea a second time. ]

... THAT makes more sense! Must've just made it wrong the first go 'round. That's... candy apple, and a touch of caramel. It's rich and warm. A hero's brew.

[ * +85 HP, and fate blurs just the slightest bit more. ]

< @badassfishusern.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Goldy Tea... ]

If I had hair it'd stand on end, I'll tell ye that fer free. It's more like a coffee in taste, if a bit less bitter...

[ * +50 HP, and the sensation he lost something without realizing what was forgotten. ]

three deltarune style textboxes with grey borders. the top one reads "You sip the Old Man Tea." the middle reads "It tastes comforting, like a nice chai with honey." the last one reads "+65 HP"

@wisewcrds.bsky.social

< @shrewdbuster.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson tried to recreate the Susie Tea... ]

...This don't taste the same at all! It's real...

[ * He tries a second sip. ]

I dunno what that is. Grape? Raspberry? How odd. How fun! These keep on givin'!

[ * +90 HP, and a cool breeze flutters your coat. ]

< @rxisei.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson stirs around the Ralsei Tea and sips again. ]

... Huh? It looks like it got cloudier, but the taste is the same! Eesh, maybe next time I'll just rinse the cup and pour again...

[ * +70 HP, but the shadows stretch a little further. ]

@wisewcrds.bsky.social

[ * GersonTea ]

[ * For some reason, as you drink the tea ... ]

[ * You feel your body grow slower . Heavier . ]

[ * ... and yet, you feel like it's all gonna be okay . ]

[ +30 HP, 70% ATK INCREASE, -100% SPEED DECREASE ]

< @lostnextdoor.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Noelle Tea... ]

A fine, rich peppermint brew. Made with heart.
... S' a little cold. I think that's more on me than it is you though! WA HA HA!

[ * +80 HP, and a little faith in the world restored. ]

< @tri-hope.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Noyno Tea... ]

Is it weird t' say it's like the ghost of a tea that was already made? It's like a peppermint tea that you smelled a long while ago and tried to remake...

[ * +50 HP, with a long-forgotten memory warming his heart. ]

@wisewcrds.bsky.social

* ( susie drank the Old Tea. )

huh. tastes like. . . how coffee smells. always liked that way better.
(it's the kinda warmth that spreads right out to your fingertips. . .)

( +140 HP! )

< @violentaxgirl.bsky.social | @braveaxebuster.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Susie Tea... ]

...Yer waitin' on dragonfruit, right? WA HA HA!
I'm gettin' pomegranate and somethin' bright- pineapple, I think! Hmm...

[ * +110 HP, and- hey, you're green already! What gives!? ]

< @ilovetvtime.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Tenna Tea... ]

... It's- hm. There's notes of cinnamon and nutmeg, a touch of apple... it's all so FAINT, though. Ye didn't get a chance to let the flavors mingle right, didja?

[ * Despite that, +80 HP, and a warm glow from the chest out. ]

@wisewcrds.bsky.social

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[ @wisewcrds.bsky.social ]

【 +??? HP? 】

⟢ . . . This flavor is oddly nostalgiac .

⟢ But for some reason, I fail to place what it is . Every time I get close, it seems to fade from memory or be ever so slightly different .
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< @number1rated1997.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Spamton Tea... ]

Water with lemon. ...What, am I s'posed to barter with a cup? Don't be ridiculous! Ye managed to make that taste burnt!

[ * Something's in the bottom of the glass. He ignores it. ]

[ * +40 HP, and 100 D$ in debt. ]

< @equilibrious.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Chara Tea... ]

...Buttercup. I'd know that taste anywhere.

[ * ...He takes a second sip, squinting. ]

Aht! There's the chocolate. Thought something was amiss.

[ * +99 HP, and confidence in what your role in this world is. ]

< @cagegraves.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Kris Tea... ]

... It's... real sour. Like green apples, but there's a bitter note... not what I'd've expected, not one bit.

[ * +70 HP, and strength in underused muscles. ]

... This was handmade. And... a lot of work and time went into it.

* @wisewcrds.bsky.social

* +55 HP. He can almost taste the fire that dried out the leaves.

< @ofbrokenhopendream.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Asriel Tea... ]

... Like fruit-flavored candies, one after the other. A rainbow. Feels like... a little green tea, or somethin', too? But, then...

[ * +90 HP, and SOUL transformations got more complicated. ]

< @buttcrscotch.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Frisk Tea... ]

...This'n is... it tastes like childhood memories. Ye can't place it without a well-lived life. ...And! Geh heh... a little bit of crab apple.

[ * +130 HP, but four-pointed stars obscure your vision. ]

< @smartracers.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson adds a sugar cube and takes a second sip. ]

...The sweetness is bringin' out something... a little sour. Lemonade-y? S' a little warmer, to boot... dunno how that happened, but hey! It makes it last!

[ * +80 HP, and a refreshed sense of pride. ]

< @rebellingcanine.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Doggo Tea... ]

WA HA HA! Ol' dogs can learn new tricks! Just like the crepes back in school, Mr. Gallahad! Ye ain't got no classes to skip!

[ * +80 HP, and your voice booms proudly. ]

< @reason-of-chaos.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Fiend Tea... ]

Whuzzat now? ...Ooh. That's- geh heh, that's awfully potent. A very heavy mint front that ye gotta fight to really get any more flavor from. ...S' pretty neat.

[ * +60 HP, and a second turn if you lead by ACTing. ]

< @waywardwarden.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the Ingo Tea... ]

...Blackberry and- mm. There's something bitter, but deeply medicinal. An acquired taste, no doubt! Very interestin'.

[ * +70 HP, and a longing for the old times that sticks with him as he drinks. ]

< @futureismystery.bsky.social >

[ * Gerson samples the YOU Tea... ]

Mmn? Geh heh heh... oh, that's a taste I ain't had in a long time. A sweet, fruity taste... near like wine. It's a little faint, but WHOOF! It's what these old bones need.

[ * +55 HP, and guitar backing next encounter. ]