literally a poop

I hope I was a fun stoned idiot for a grad student to talk to about morality

oh okay, an eight ball of chili of course

like a dime bag with one crumb of meat and a single bean?

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

A bone of ID

I made my jack o lantern a tribute to Charlie Kirk.
R.I.P.
#MAGA

The question that concern all New Yorkers: will you condemn Hasan Piker?

did you do the rocky hike down from the park parking lot? it was nice coming down but after lunch and a beer it was not as fun going back up

marxism is so sick

not now, kitten. daddy ate an egg that fell on the ground and a street-smart white blood cell and a by-the-book cold pill are currently fighting a virus voiced by laurence fishburne inside his body

feel like I've gained one million cool points after finding a Miles Davis CD for my car at the thrift store. I don't like driving that much but the power of jazz and cigarettes can take me anywhere

you thought “women don’t like the vehicle” was the joke. then you learned that he uses the vehicle’s mecha-hitler feature as a therapist. but what if i told you his custom headlight rig uses piss yellow lights?

that actually sounds good and good for you

it has to have been serviced at some point or something, even the mirror cushioning foam is perfect.

it's crazy that the Canon AE-1 I found covered in pollen at a thrift store for $20 was more complete and functional than my mom's that sat on a shelf for 30 years or so. I got a body cap and rear lens cap, very clear standard 50mm, 2 eyecups for the viewfinder, and the bag it came in.

Couches cost what i thought cars cost as a little kid. Cars cost what i thought buying a condo cost as a kid. I was a stupid kid

I can assure you they blame it on Gen alpha, getting the generational conflict started early, and it doesn't seem to bring anyone I've met joy to say, pure brainrot

I even think that's oversimplifying for the sake of feeling like we get it, "nice" still seems alive and well. "Sixty seven" isn't anything, but don't dare try to count to 10

tech companies be like "by this time next year you won't even need to use the computer because it will just be automatic" while failing to consider that i want to use the computer

I can tell you that the Gen z folks I've met recently don't know, so it's even more not for us is where I'm at

I will climb aboard by any means available however improbable and you will simply never see me again

What a little idiot, I love him

old lady groyper

pokemon: heres a sort of sexual ballerina monster. heres a rabbit someone might want to fuck

digimon: this monster is a female member of the human race with her tits out. you can see the shape of her pussy under her leather pants

An experiment

when I saw my dad recently he told me, I think one of the last times he saw his dad alive, his dad told him "I know two things in this life, plumbing and pussy. And I know pussy much better, this marriage isn't going to last." and that's an iconic catchphrase. It was also my dad's third marriage, so

I like leaving the house with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, a nickel, and 4 pennies because then I get to do math and get only bills back. win win