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kinda just a deadbeat but actually working on it for once

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games are also good, intraoffice communications done by paper football note instead of email

17.02.2026 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hollywood is COOKED

I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

17.02.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 778    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

have you tried functional alcoholism? I also feel like many years ago some magazine or paper did something on daytraders hooked on poppy pod tea. is addiction a good way to make work fun? no but it is traditional

17.02.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have $10 to spend on your next post. Choose wisely.

"leftist" $50
"Newsom" $75
"purity test" $50,000
"tankies" $1,000,000
"The Blue Album by Weezer" $1
"We Had It Coming by Luke O'Neil" $1

17.02.2026 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

if someone's idea of perfection is "not fomenting trans genocide" then I am shocked but pleased to report to them that I am perfect

16.02.2026 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ngl I haven't been to seaside heights but hell yeah. watch the tram car, please

16.02.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

South Jersey supremacy wil never fail me, how many other shore towns will you drive past to get there, pretty much all of them?

16.02.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

13.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3460    ๐Ÿ” 443    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 102    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

kinda wild for the property owner to immediately cancel the sale and completely legitimize left wing terrorism, but hey what do I know and who am I to question good news! but damn talk about propaganda of the deed

13.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i mean this genuinely: anyone who truly is willing to vote for whomever comes out of the dem primary *should not vote in the primary*

leave the primary voting for people who will not vote for a specific candidate in the general! otherwise you are potentially tanking the chances of the dem party

13.02.2026 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a really fun night but I also had 2ish hours of waiting for an hour and a half or so of train rides getting home so I'm fuckin whooped

13.02.2026 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well shit I hope it also isn't the Cloud Atlas one despite that being the only thing I know about that particular David Mitchell

13.02.2026 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
BETWEEN MACY'S & LENSCRAFTERS ENTRANCES

BETWEEN MACY'S & LENSCRAFTERS ENTRANCES

incredible bus stop name

12.02.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Irish flag graph

12.02.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gave a heavily caveated implied "me"
shit, my unemployed ass wants to offer unpaid work if my ticket and let's say 2 drinks at the cash bar are covered

12.02.2026 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm very close but also not a professional writer in any capacity or able to afford a ticket

12.02.2026 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey, at least 1 men's and 1 women's US national team soccer player have come from a 30ish minute drive from there, we are a bustling metropolitan area

12.02.2026 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait wtf I missed a whole ass digit in those prices. nevermind

12.02.2026 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not at the restaurant right next to the Deptford Mall, I might actually have to go see whatever is happening here

12.02.2026 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he'd like to try beaver? yeah me and you both pal!!

12.02.2026 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't see it because of the progressive myopia but I counted out paces and will act like I can see it

12.02.2026 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
American Football's 1999 midwest emo classic "Never Meant," in Fortnite for some reason

American Football's 1999 midwest emo classic "Never Meant," in Fortnite for some reason

Kudos to the elder millennial working at Epic Games who got American Football's midwest emo classic "Never Meant" put in Fortnite

11.02.2026 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 213    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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my point of reference is like a cold bic lighter on a porch having a tiny flame, but a room temp one having a bigger flame. hand warmth and shaking is all I got I think

11.02.2026 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is it cold enough for the propellant to want to be a liquid under pressure? or is there just not pressure? I assume you know more about spray paint than me in general and these are dumb questions

11.02.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i like to think of the kitchen as the โ€œfood zone,โ€ because itโ€™s where you store your food, itโ€™s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasnโ€™t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadnโ€™t posted it yet

10.02.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1840    ๐Ÿ” 214    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

somebody needs a bonk with the mace that is actually the president in the us parliament

09.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

09.02.2026 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32560    ๐Ÿ” 9745    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 534    ๐Ÿ“Œ 353

I really do think Americans would go feral for a parliamentary system and snap elections. proportional representation and maybe we'll even get a more effective government, but the spectacle of a parliament would suit us

09.02.2026 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's so funny because I'm annoyed there are too many here, mostly big multi-state corporate operations. prices/quality at stores is getting better though. still not "allowed" to grow your own in NJ which is the dumbest shit

09.02.2026 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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