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Maybe the nuclear radiation will make us immune to the measles?
30.10.2025 13:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh look! A list of 83 Bible verses about feeding the hungry! No reason! www.openbible.info/topics/feeding
29.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 848 🔁 292 💬 27 📌 11🚨THOUGHTS on Christians and SNAP🚨:
1. If you want the government to pass "biblical" laws on things like abortion, then why not on feeding the hungry?
2. The Bible is filled with laws about taking care of the poor. (2,000 verses or so.)
About 21 million. Roughly half of food stamp recipients are kids.
27.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The reason republicans used to be all upset about participation trophies is that participation is the biggest tool we have for fighting fascism. Leaders don't make movements; masses do.
25.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really puts into context his nearing but not touching teenage girls...
23.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're not the richest country in the world.
We're the country with the richest oligarchs in the world.
But we the people? Not doing great.
How To Join ICE — theonion.com/how-to-join-...
23.10.2025 12:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I never thought I'd be less popular than actual, literal Nazis.
22.10.2025 18:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lots of the people who will be going without food stamps Nov 1 are working. Congress is not.
22.10.2025 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shutdowns suck
22.10.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I shouldn't have to pay taxes if my cousin can't get her food stamps. Why are we paying you when we could be feeding those kids? Feds deserve that more than babies?
22.10.2025 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Our next constitution should just ban human presidents entirely. It can't be worse than the Trump administration, and it'd be kind of fun to watch that cow that poops stock choices debate several of the Golden Retrievers from Air Bud.
22.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On the first day of fascism my dictator gave to me, a pedophile in DC.
18.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0The itsy bitsy people climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the people out
There was no FEMA, healthcare, or gain
And no one helped them to climb up again
There was a Putin had a dog and Trump-o was his name-o
T-R-U-M-P
T-R-U-M-P
T-R-U-M-P
And Trump-o was his name-o
Hush little country don't say a word
Trump is gonna buy him something absurd
And if something absurd don't pay
Trump will take a few more rights away
And if that loss won't keep us down
Trump is gonna buy a little crown
And if that little crown don't shine
More tariffs hit the grocery line
You are my country
My only country
The ground is cold now
The skies are grey
You'll never know dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my country away
People I'd like to see at an ICE protest:
-my local weatherman
-Vanilla Ice
-Ice T
-Elsa
-A large salt shaker
-That guy from Home Alone who just wanted to shovel his driveway
-Figure skaters
-hot chocolate vendors
-a mammoth
-hockey players
-the mighty ducks
-sled dog drivers
-heat miser
-you
No kings. No pedophiles. No pedophile kings.
18.10.2025 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance — theonion.com/talk-of-fasc...
16.10.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dress as a dick, ICE will never tackle you.
Protect yourself with the power of: TOXIC MASCULINITY
Take all those dudes who joined to prove their manhood by beating innocent civilians, and all those right wing influencers who want to make them look badass, and force them to tackle a dick.
...probably the best way to keep yourself safe from ICE I've ever heard of, honestly.
An epidemiologist applied to be our nanny this summer. Fuck all these cuts.
02.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wrote my senator to thank them for shutting down the government. Got to reinforce good behavior when folks stand up for what's important!
01.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God is not a Shepard of sheep.
God runs a cat shelter.
Lots of us try to steal their seat, the orange ones all share one brain cell, and we are VERY difficult to herd.
I don't know about you, but I can for sure see God pointing to me and going "he's a rescue."
Wonder if Trump or RFK have stock in generic acetaminophen producers?
27.09.2025 20:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Release the Epstein files: www.axios.com/2025/09/26/e...
26.09.2025 22:28 — 👍 987 🔁 422 💬 57 📌 47
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
26.09.2025 16:00 — 👍 15111 🔁 3878 💬 120 📌 104If civil war breaks out, meet me at the clitoris.
The republicans will never find us.
