Ashley

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Maternity pants are so weird. They feel like low rise jeans from the early 2000s but then your brain has to commute that the band is not an undershirt but part of the pants. So you aren’t actually mooning everyone.

I’m hoping I get used to this soon because the first week isn’t going swell. 😂

She knew what she was doing by writing for the Post. She knew her words would be used to target players like Banda, Kundananji, and Chawinga. She's a bigot who is calling for invasive testing to "solve a problem" that doesn't exist. Its racist transphobic bullshit and has no place in this league

Still photo from a video after Eze scored against Crystal Palace. His finger is pointing up and the placement is perfect for the Rock City Gooners banner in the Emirates Stadium.

Eze pointing to Rock City Gooners banner in the stadium. He is welcome in Little Rock any time. 💎😉 #COYG

AP has the better headline. Since most readers don’t get beyond the headlines (especially on social media), they highlight the cause of the starvation upfront: the Trump regime.

a man wearing a red jersey with the number 10 on the back Alt: Eze in his announcement video saying “Obviously”. Crowd celebration shots.

Job done. 3 points! Top of the League. #COYG

Before that free kick, was begging Arsenal to try to get more set pieces. With how defensively solid Palace has been, seemed like our best chance of capitalizing and opening the game up.

Great finish by Eze. #COYG

Zubimendi with some poor passes so far this game. Think the team is getting frustrated with Palace’s great defensive shape. Arsenal need to be sharper. #COYG

Blonde dog in mid bark and jump on kitchen floor.

Oliver is having some rare early morning zoomies. Not bad for the blind, old man. Think it’s a good sign for how he feels about Arsenal this morning. #COYG

I know this is obvious. And I know we all know this.
But if the President can raise taxes because an advert annoyed him, without even consulting Congress, then the US constitution is simply not functioning as intended.

a man with a mustache is saying it 's so it 's so beautiful Alt: Ron Swanson saying “It’s so… It’s so beautiful.”

Another weekend and another Liverpool loss.

I’m all in on Canada. Go Blue Jays. 🇨🇦

Also, I’m still so conflicted as a former FCKC fan and now a KC Current fan about Vlatko. Obviously an incredible coach. WTF was he doing with the USWNT?

It does make it better. But I will never be able to remove the ick of sitting through it in person. Ignoring the fire alarm going off mid game and being almost in line with Naeher’s goal line when Portugal almost scored at the end which would have sent the USWNT home in the group stage.

“Don’t believe those notices from your insurance companies informing you of your premiums tripling, that’s just Democratic propaganda.”

Set Piece FC strikes again. #COYG

I like how the NYT tried to do a “some experts say” framing, and the expert was like, you do not need an expert opinion to see this is bad.

I love Zubimendi. What an upgrade from the last guy. #COYG

That’s the plan!

Large amount of green tomatillos of multiple varieties on the counter.

Us, in late July: Maybe we should grow some tomatillos?

Us, now after our first harvest: We are going to have a lot of tomatillos.

Good news! The robot was wrong. A human answered even though 30 seconds before it was still saying I was 72nd in the queue.

Bad news! They can’t even schedule my delivery date until closer to next week so will have to experience another call. And they will only place inside garage at delivery. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m not sure any actual human works at the company. It’s a bunch of robots/machines taking joy in forcing me into this ridiculous loop for all eternity.

For a representative to schedule. Have spent over 30 min on the line with never reaching a person.

Just called back since I am done with new job orientation for the day. I have been stuck as the 72nd caller in the queue for 8 min. Has updated 4 times and still 72nd.

I have had great experiences with Costco delivering and setting up a dishwasher and chest freezer.

Decided to buy nursery furniture from them. This delivery company used for this furniture is a nightmare. Have had 3 robocalls to schedule a delivery. Each time transfers me to a line to wait…

everyone: we don’t want kings

rightwing media: this is a confusing protest line, no one is claiming trump is a king

the entire trump administration:

I never doubted Ruben Amorim for a second. (That is a complete lie.)

Sheffield United’s own, Slab Head!

At this point, if you're interviewing a Republican about the president's latest transgression and you *don't* have the video or post or whatever cued up and ready to show them when they pretend they haven't seen it yet -- I'm just going to assume you're in on the con yourself.

Episode VI*** blame the mistake on pregnancy brain.

Mason and I posing in front of Star Wars cutouts including Chewbacca and C-3PO. Conductor for ASO is also a cutout.

Andor references at protests by day. Star Wars Episode III: Return of the Jedi with the Arkansas Symphony Orchestra by night.