We are absolutely the best team in the world, if you measure it by being the least clinical team and somehow facing the most clinical team every week

That was the least 3-2 game I have ever seen, especially off the back of another 2-3 that should have not ended that way.

Had the opportunity to be the first team in champions league history to win 8 games by a 2 goal margin having already beaten Atletico Madrid, Bayern Munich and Inter Milan and then Kairat came to town…

Are Arsenal trying to do a sidequest today?

"Have Martin Ødegaard score with his head."

The dude has had two headed chances since coming on at halftime, which I think is two more headed chances than he's had in his entire time at the club.

Phase 7 is having two 9, one putting on a clinic in midfield, the other doing the opposite as a striker

Remember the time Nicolas Jackson scored a hat trick at Spurs whilst putting on absolute stinker? Gyokeres having one of those

This isn’t an Arsenal 11, it’s a social, link up, some are even meeting for the first time

I believe this is referred to as the Noemenberg defence 💁🏻‍♂️

Carrick has 5 goals against the big 6 in 2 league games this season.

Arteta has 9 goals against the big 6 but in 7 league games, and half of them came against Spur.

Maybe we should not let our opponents shoot at all.

West Ham two wins in two. Arsenal have failed to win in three. One chasing a quadruple, the other clinging to premier league status. Football is funny

Haven’t conceded 3 since went to Luton, who now play League 1 football. Can’t imagine how far back you have to go for a game at the Emirates.

Eze, Odegaard, Saka, Madueke, Martinelli, Gyokeres, Jesus, Trossard have a combined 0 league goals since Aston Villa. That was December 30th.

Clips of Vieira and Keane

Darren England has an enemy in me for life

Is this not the exact same goal?

Wini scored premier league goals outside SJP. Omar only has premier league goals at the Etihad.

The dominance, money and the margins

I think this video does an excellent job of summarising and explaining the narratives around the premier league at the moment

Pep has a tendency to blow smoke to distract from whatever's going on at City - good or bad. But his comment that we're the best team in the world right now could be true. And in my lifetime, bar maybe a few weeks in 2004, I've never been able to say that.

Let Liverpool off the hook

If Maldini has to make a tackle Napoleon is already in Italy

Staying with the champions league, I think Gyokeres might not be a premier league striker, but a champions league striker. He’s not suited to cagey games where teams may settle for a draw.

But thrives in more open games where both teams have to win. 5 league goals and 3 in Europe so far

Headline: "Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images"

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

I have a conspiracy that Calafiori is being kept in the fridge for the knockout rounds of the champions league and we might not see him feature regularly until March

Different tool for every job. I wish people would appreciate them both. And Havertz. Its an embarrassment of riches, not a stick to beat with

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Lots of people rushed to delete their messages about 'Jesus showing Gyökeres how it should be done" after Viktor's goal I'm sure 😂😭

Eze Odegaard and Norgaard vs Kairat or MLS in midfield. Zubimendi could do with a rest

We have played 33 games in all competitions, lost 2.

4 tricky away fixtures 3 wins 1 draw.

This season feels unprecedented.

17 draws and Arsenal have been involved in 2 of them. Only failed to score 3 times. Worst league? Look at yourselves