Jade

It’s 2025, hurtling towards 2026, and most websites STILL don’t have a ‘hide out of stock items’ button available. Stop all the space exploration and AI and all that. Fix the real problems first.

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Sick of the stupid fuckwits posting “does that mean the hosepipe ban is off now?!?” every 5 minutes on FB groups. We’ve had the driest 4 months ever. Two days of rain isn’t gonna cut it, you thick fucks.

Men on skateboards. Aren’t they embarrassed? Saw a fully grown man doing the school run on one this morning. Diabolical behaviour.

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23 years for cutting someone’s head off. How violent do you have to be to get a proper life sentence?

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May this life never find me

The excitement of the village Facebook page! 🫠

I was just reading about the Yorkshire Air ambulance’s plans to move to a new base, because the future of RAF Topcliffe isn’t certain. Some people OBJECTED to them moving to the new site. A life saving emergency service 🤯🤯🤯 What is wrong with people?! What is actually wrong with their brains?

“The President was down in the situation room throughout”

Why is THE situation in the situation room? He is the whole situation! Either keep him in there and turn the air off, or don’t let him in at all.

Well, we had a good run folks. 👋🏻 ☢️ 💣

Things that fully grown adults should be more ashamed of -

1) drinking energy drinks. Get a grip.

2) saying they’re bored. Grow up.

3) vaping. Very unserious clown behaviour.

4) dropping swear words into every single sentence. Read some books, grow your vocab.

Thanks for attending my lecture 🫡

Ten English pounds to get an ID photo taken these days?! Good god 😮‍💨

A graphic illustrating how people often have contradictory feelings at the same time. In black type at the top it says "Two things can be true". Underneath it has four shaded blocks in two rows of two. Half of each shaded area is light pink, half light blue. Underneath each block there is writing in black type, saying: Top row, left to right: 1) I feel overwhelmed & I'm still doing my best. 2) I need space & feel lonely. Bottom row, left to right: 1) I'm grateful & I'm still struggling 2) I love them & I need boundaries

“I am large, I contain multitudes” (from ‘Song of Myself’ by Walt Whitman).

People rarely experience emotions one at a time – and sometimes what we feel can seem contradictory. It’s a normal part of being human – embrace your complexity 💙

What do you mean we have to do our annual CPR training tomorrow when it’s gonna be 25°C? 😭🥵😭🥵😭😡

For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.

Stop putting pistachios in everything. Stop it. Stop ruining perfectly good products with that green filth. Stop trying to make everything a trend.

“Bloody hell I thought they were just advertising rigor mortis on TV, but it was Rick and Morty”

My mother, who claims she doesn’t need her hearing tested. 🙉

Turns out, if you eat your lunch at 11.15am, you will be in the throes of starvation by 5pm. 🫠 💀

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You know when you go to change your profile photo on a website and it says - upload photo or take photo?
Who the hell is just taking a photo there and then and uploading it? Serial killer behaviour IMO.

Cc/Max Verstappen #F1

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It’s absolutely boiling tonight 🥵 even the wind is warm that’s blowing through the window. Hideous.

Derry Girls was perfection, I love it. Definitely check out the other ones! All totally different shows but great in their own ways.

Repost with 5 shows you could (and do) watch over and over -

Stath Lets Flats
Inside No 9
Friday Night Dinner
Derry Girls
Back

My appetite woke up this morning and chose violence. Seems my body is very angry at a whole week of about 500 cals a day, if that. Hurray for feeling better!

Things to add to my obsessions thanks to endless TikTok doomscrolling from my deathbed -
• mudlarking
• chaos gardening
• pearl oyster openings

I forgot how utterly rancid Covid is, how long it lasts for me and how hard it goes at my immune system. You’d think the 3rd time would be milder. Nope. 💀

“Why has dad got two lifeguards with him at the hot tub?”

“Oh he pressed a button that he thought was for the jets but it was the emergency help button”

👌🏻🫠

Amazing how someone with such a massive bonce can have such a tiny brain below the surface

Cheers m’dears 🥂

Nothing a wet paper towel won’t fix 🤕