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@funkstitch.bsky.social

She/her. Product Owner at work, weird little goblin in life

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My wizard has been leveled up to 5 so now I can cast fireball. I know it is a cliche but like, I'm so excited to caste fireball.

09.09.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

08.09.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8308    ๐Ÿ” 1076    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 525    ๐Ÿ“Œ 130

It is the week of my sister's nuptials. I have so much to do before I head out for it and I'm so excited for her.

I just need that adrenaline rush of hyper focus to last me a little longer. I worked on her wedding gift pretty much all weekend and I'm almost done but 90% is not complete.

08.09.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am once again inquiring about who is so mad at their baby daddy that theyโ€™d be willing to mail me his ps5

06.09.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

You should, sword tattoos are great. I love mine!

07.09.2025 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All you wanted for Christmas that year?

06.09.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry to hear about that ๐Ÿ˜”

06.09.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cheeseburger with a fried egg on top.  On a floral plate

Cheeseburger with a fried egg on top. On a floral plate

I did make that burger. Put an egg on it since it was breakfast time

06.09.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh, burger does sound good and i think I have all the stuff to make one.

06.09.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know about you folks, but I plan to deadname the Defense Department every chance I get.

06.09.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5785    ๐Ÿ” 744    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 152    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68

It could have consequences since lying to Congress is illegal but let's not pretend they're going to charge him with anything

05.09.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I joined another team and got a feature added that my old team desperately needed. ๐Ÿคฃ

05.09.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve seen enough.

Impeach Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

04.09.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18387    ๐Ÿ” 3347    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 440    ๐Ÿ“Œ 149

RFK Jr. rolled out that old chestnut again about how healthy Americans were in the 60โ€™s, so hereโ€™s a fact check.

In 1965:

-42% of American adults smoked; itโ€™s 11% now.

-The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; itโ€™s 5.6/1000 now.

-Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.

04.09.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18507    ๐Ÿ” 6842    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 749    ๐Ÿ“Œ 318
Preview
Missouri Lawsuit Seeks to Stop Governorโ€™s Gerrymander Session Read more here.

A lawsuit filed by the NAACP Wednesday seeks to stop Missouri Gov. Mike Kehoeโ€™s (R) special legislative session, calling his attempt to redraw maps and rewrite the ballot initiative process an unconstitutional power grab that threatens democracy in the state. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

04.09.2025 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10234    ๐Ÿ” 3033    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 186    ๐Ÿ“Œ 101

On the flip side, so many people assumed I was a pot head in high school because "it explained things" Nope, that's just how I am ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

02.09.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to know how it should be laundered!

02.09.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My daughter painted hers in the car on the way up there and they were messy but she decided to keep them as is because on theme to see MCR

02.09.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm reading this Tuesday morning, and I agree for myself

02.09.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All he did was waste money

02.09.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you insist

01.09.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This seems like a waste of time and resources. Not like they actually do anything when MO voters pass liberal policies via ballot initiatives.

See abortion rights, sick leave, Medicaid expansion for a few examples

31.08.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible

29.08.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œDo not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.โ€

โ€” Lydia, 16, Minneapolis

28.08.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5891    ๐Ÿ” 1661    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

I didn't know this. I just read up on this, terrible.

28.08.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun but forgettable? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

28.08.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But that's how I got fiber!

27.08.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hit da hotline then hit da BRICKS

09.06.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 231    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

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