Bearie Rene Scott

sub macadamia nuts for hazelnuts, obvi

a 120-oz Fox Treat concrete from Ted Drewes would heal me rn

the jai ho-ification of pop

who up mongolian they beef

seems like you’re the one doing the heavy lifting to conflate pedophilia with Judaism but that’s just me

soup makings are now

send vid

throwing yourself down three flights of stairs to get sent home from the office early can be so healing

if they didn’t want me commenting on their shitty music and uncomfortable dancing and overall rotted vibes they wouldn’t pay a premium to have their content shoved down my throat despite blocking their accounts

the Boy Throb uggo with the greasy hair looks like this to me btw

I remember third hole…

kaboom!! kablow!! kaboom!!

I need a prescription strength pizza after the day I’ve had

EXACTLYYY

drinking is fun but let’s maybe put down the bottle if it’s causing irreversible epigenetic damage

sometimes these gay bars post pictures and 95% of the clientele photographed looks like they gave themselves type 2 fetal alcohol syndrome

honey he’s a faggot

peace and humptiness forever!!

currently reading

upgraded to a color kindle this week and I am not the same person I was

if Jessica Wild ever sold Gringa Puerca merch, I’d buy one in every color

this morning nearly killed me btw

your body is the blimp you’re fighting

a lot about Ginger Minj makes sense when you remember her highest level of education is Florida high school

this year I want to start a lil book club but instead of everybody reading the same book (which is still totally allowed) we all meet up once a month to talk about what we've been reading and eat pizza

it is :(

need Taco Bell. medically.

I’m bored. Wish there were someone to rob…

Elon Musk is running a paid subscription child porn generation service you dumb complicit fucks, “Grok” isn’t doing anything

I go through hell bogtrotting