As part of their effort to make sure far right sheriffs don't get reelected uncontested, @boltsmag.org has put together a list of every one that is up for vote in 2026.
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As part of their effort to make sure far right sheriffs don't get reelected uncontested, @boltsmag.org has put together a list of every one that is up for vote in 2026.
boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
We got to go through that whole Nobel Prize shit again when Melania doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar.
27.01.2026 02:30 — 👍 10506 🔁 1442 💬 825 📌 124Liam himself is five goddamned years old and should be at home with an adult he trusts right now no matter who his parents are. It would not matter if they were literal criminal masterminds, Liam Ramos is a baby and babies do not belong in prison.
27.01.2026 01:22 — 👍 4343 🔁 1424 💬 3 📌 17“Republicans must work with us”
Republicans are killing us.
Same as it ever was.
25.01.2026 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The insanity of all of this is that literally a handful of fucking elected Republicans could stop all of this. Which tells me they like it.
25.01.2026 01:16 — 👍 2890 🔁 680 💬 181 📌 26MS NOW: "I'm just getting something handed to me -- a statement from DHS -- that it will investigate the fatal shooting of a 37-year-old protester by its officers rather than the FBI. So they're gonna be investigating that which they already issued a summary about. It would seem like a closed book."
24.01.2026 20:13 — 👍 3296 🔁 1123 💬 252 📌 115ICE is violently assaulting peaceful protestors & entering homes without warrants. They shot an innocent mom in the head & used a 5-year-old as bait.
I voted against funding, but that’s not enough. Abolish and dismantle ICE. If you support this shit, you are sick in the head.
Here's where we are at: federal agents shot and killed a 37-year-old white man, a US citizen and ICU nurse at the VA who appears in multiple videos to have done absolutely nothing violent or even remotely illegal.
24.01.2026 19:55 — 👍 654 🔁 221 💬 8 📌 3smiling portrait of Liam, age 5, in a school picture
witness photo, courtesy of the school district, showing Liam outside his front door with a masked agent by his side.
Liam is one of four Columbia Heights, MN school district students who have been taken by ICE in the last two weeks, the school district said. Liam's teacher: “He is so kind and loving, and his classmates miss him. He ... just brightens the room. All I want is for him to be back here and safe.”
22.01.2026 03:25 — 👍 1404 🔁 551 💬 24 📌 61Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks due process is a hair treatment.
22.01.2026 03:48 — 👍 488 🔁 57 💬 6 📌 6Mischief Toy Store in St. Paul has until Wednesday to turn over employment records to the Department of Homeland Security as part of a surprise audit launched Friday, just hours after one of the shop's owners criticized ICE agents during a television interview. bit.ly/4r5AFol
21.01.2026 03:35 — 👍 5377 🔁 2644 💬 295 📌 442Gee, I should’ve been a market analyst.
21.01.2026 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A reminder how ICE treats priests.
20.01.2026 21:19 — 👍 18372 🔁 6688 💬 570 📌 269How big is Greenland?
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
The last paragraph seems like the long form translation, whatever the Norwegian is.
19.01.2026 22:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Obligatory.
18.01.2026 19:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nasra Ahmed, 23, was walking through the parking lot of her aunt’s St. Paul apartment complex when she found herself surrounded by 12 agents. Ahmed, born in the USA, says she showed them her I.D. She was forcefully detained and jailed anyway for more than 2 days. www.twincities.com/2026/01/18/s...
18.01.2026 17:28 — 👍 2353 🔁 1126 💬 68 📌 97Faux projection, like usual.
18.01.2026 18:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Noem's claim is FALSE. Here is ICE's own data on the detention population among those arrested by ICE:
- 43% no criminal record (up from 6% at the start of the year),
- 29% at least one prior conviction*
- 28% at least one pending charge
*most common are traffic and immigration offenses.
It increasingly seems like many of these ICE goons are masking not because they're worried we'll learn who they are out of uniform and more because they're worried what other uniforms they've worn.
17.01.2026 23:57 — 👍 3046 🔁 1008 💬 70 📌 29Oh
18.01.2026 01:39 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Tots & pears.
18.01.2026 01:45 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think it’s really important for those of us who do not live in the Twin Cities to read this.
17.01.2026 19:14 — 👍 55 🔁 34 💬 3 📌 1Not "why was the tear gas in the toddler's neighborhood" but "why was the toddler in the tear gas's neighborhood"
16.01.2026 18:42 — 👍 3400 🔁 813 💬 112 📌 24DELETED
After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post
true collectors prefer a Nobel Prize in mint condition with the recipient’s name clearly visible but lightly-used in the original packaging is still pretty valuable
16.01.2026 03:18 — 👍 711 🔁 69 💬 13 📌 3Arnoldo Bazan, a 16-year-old U.S. citizen, was put in a chokehold by ICE agents.
Agents took his phone, which he tracked to a used electronics vending machine near an ICE detention center.
Yes: ICE is stealing and selling people’s things after brutalizing them. There are no words.