Malthe Mathias

Time for a break from all this shit...

Geno!

Oh well, in that case, it's fine for Hamas to have gone on a murder, rape, kidnap & looting spree at Nova.

I'm sure 'Texas Mike' would be OK with terrorists committing similar atrocities on American soil, seeing as his ancestors stole that land from native Americans.

Dickhead.

For God's sake, dont get entangled in any discussion involving Israel and Gaza.

I had this. 😀

Trump to the President of Liberia: "Such good English. Where did you learn to speak so beautifully?"

English is the official language of Liberia...

My first real job was working at Kearsley Mill, packing bed linen before moving to Quality Assurance.

Proud to say my grandad helped liberate Caen. I visited Caen in 2017 with my wife and my parents to finally see the city where he must have seen such horror and devastation.

The Caen Memorial Museum is a must visit.

"If you live in an oppressive society, you've got to be resilient. You can't let each little thing crush you. You have take every encounter and make yourself larger, rather than allow yourself to be diminished by it."-- James Earl Jones

#JamesEarlJones

You need therapy.

How were those young Israelis guilty for what their government has done over the years? How does that make the actions of Hamas justifiable? They were young people enjoying a music festival. Would you have the same attitude if something like that happened at, say, Glastonbury?

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The 'whataboutery' on this thread is predictable and pathetic.

It is, indeed.

I'd much rather have been at Villa Park to watch Sabbath and co yesterday than those Gallagher cretins.

You could say Semen went all over the place during the war.

If I remember rightly, Paul denies having consciously seen the name on the gravestone, claiming he made the name up.

When your city installs a roundabout for the first time

a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in his hands ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in his hands

"Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Fucking bellend.

Simply the best.

A two-curved-pronged coat hook on the back of a door, inset with two screws at slightly different heights to each other, with the words "DRUNK OCTOPUS WANTS TO FIGHT" underneath - which is exactly what it looks like.

I recently wrote something about the science of pareidolia, the "you can't unsee this face in this inanimate thing" bias - and all the examples I found are delightful, ludicrous and worrying! (It's amazing how completely it hijacks our mind.)

I dare you to unsee the following examples.

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Yes, I remember my gran taking me to Manchester as a child in the 70s and the gardens were beautiful.

Who needs palm trees when you can watch the smackheads and spice zombies sloping by?

The archetypal headteacher from the 1970s and 80s. She was fantastic in Grange Hill!

YouTube video by Jonathan Pie One Year of Hard Labour

One Year Hard Labour
Tory chaos rebadged with a red rosette.
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YouTube video by Dan Gale Charlie Brooker's Tribute to Oliver Postgate

Seems an appropriate time to bring this out again.

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You spelt "cunt" wrong.