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* Eyes you up knowingly * Yeah, avoid. Same here.

as a person with anxiety don’t text me shit like “we need to talk” or “i need to talk to you later”

bitch i will jump out this window, stop playing w/ me

They will not be a good bang.

To: All Staff
Subject: The Rapture

In honor of Tuesday's Rapture, we're letting all the animals out. If there is no Rapture, delete and scrub your emails.

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When Even Alex Jones Cries #johnsoncomedy #joshjohnson #standupcomedy #fyp #comedian TikTok video by Josh Comedy_ Fans

You know the conversation about a "Joe Rogan of the Left" is BS code for "bro harder" because someone would have given Josh Johnson $50 million by now.

Tilda Swinton in The birth of Venus by Sandro Botticelli.

tilda swinton in works of art: thread

On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀

You're on this list, but not for the reason you think.

Blanche wearing multicolored robe.

Multicolored bed to match.

(b)lanche (e)lizabeth (d)evereaux: thread

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We are a proud country of Haters.

Kendrick performing Not Like Us during halftime of the Superbowl is the most American shit that has ever happened

VC Andrews awakened something wicked inside many a preteen girl. It was a right of passage that taught us the wonders of incest and brainwashing.

And scarred us for life.

Maybe don't make it a woman's responsibility to cure men. They need to fix their own damn selves and stop making us responsible for their poor behavior. We're a little busy trying to help our sisters not die from violence and medical neglect.

a man with a beard is sitting in a crowd with the words play jaja ding dong written on the screen . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a crowd with the words play jaja ding dong written on the screen .

What did Iceland do to get NO points?!? Is it because they didn't play Ja Ja Ding Dong?
#eurovision

Ah, a middle school girl's first exploration of heavy petting and incest. Definitely had no lasting damage to the point I named myself after it on every social media account.

Jordan Peterson in his ridiculous "Heaven and Hell" suit

Janelle Monáe at the 2025 Met Gala

You vs. The Gal She Told You Not to Worry About

young coworker: you should go to the club with us this weekend

me: like sam’s club or

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Holy FUCK is this magnificent

Two perfect and demonic black kittens sitting on a computer keyboard.

I think I need to unionize because these working conditions are adorable...I mean unacceptable!

This is what I came here to say!

Please use his full legal name, Uncle Baby Billy Freeman.

I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE

Beaker in The Scream by Edvard Munch.

the muppets in famous works of art: thread

America is on fire right now and you're a cool oasis within the blaze. I appreciate every single Breaker magazine cover and would be devastated if they stopped. Everyone needs a break from reality to recharge or you'll burn out. So thank you and know you're appreciated.

I have to respect this because she is my Lord and Savior. Those are the rules... Er, commandments.

It was Reagan. It's always Reagan.