Adam Valentine

These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

Area Family Putting A Little Money Away To One Day Blow On Single Health Scare

Area Family Putting A Little Money Away To One Day Blow On Single Health Scare https://theonion.com/area-family-putting-a-little-money-away-to-one-day-blow-1819575678/

Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles

Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️

This feels like it should be reversed? From a rest perspective?

I love when food chains bring items back like they spent the summer renegotiating their contract

I mean come on, hang it in the Louvre.

The woman next to him too

Every batted ball Cleveland had in Game 1. Guardsball might cause problems for the other team, but at a certain point you've got to hit the ball out of the infield, too.

Today was the first time an A.J. Hinch-managed team put down multiple sacrifice bunts in a postseason game.

Tigers hadn’t done it in any game since 2021, Hinch’s first season in Detroit.

Since the Ezra & Ta-Nehisi discussion is still happening: the main point I think most are missing is that Klein is saying the role of the journalist-intellectual is to do strategic politics, whereas Coates says the role of the journalist-intellectual is to tell the truth

any NFL game recap written after a primetime game should be as horny as possible from now on.

hi im MrBeast and this is the trolley problem

Entering the two MNF games, the Lions have the highest defensive sack percentage in the league at 10.61, just ahead of the Rams (10.07). Panthers are last at 1.68.

All per Team Rankings

Detroit's defense on the first series of every game

Commentary: Dodgers hero Kirk Gibson now tries to be a hero for those battling Parkinson's disease Kirk Gibson delivered one of the most iconic plays in Dodgers postseason history, but now he is fighting alongside a new team of Parkinson's warriors.

Plaschke: Dodgers hero Kirk Gibson now tries to be a hero for those battling Parkinson's disease

Everyone stop looking at Drew Allar you’re scaring him

Southern Cal blew up the pac-12 so they could lose to Illinois at 9am pacific time

four dragons, one goofy

Every YouTube TV quadbox ever

3 fantasy leagues: One at work where you can side text w your colleagues about your boss’s awful trade proposals, one with your high school friends with a group chat where no one ever talks about their personal lives, one 14 team dynasty league that’s so deep you end up streaming Tyler Allgeier

(looking into a big toilet filled with shit , piss and toilet paper, shaking my head) this is fucking stupid. hardly worth my time

watching the Tigers

Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way.

by Ezra Klein

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

this feels like we'll get the ball back down 7 at this point. Could get ugly. Ravens are a damn wagon.

No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days

No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days https://theonion.com/no-one-on-pat-mcafee-show-notices-a-j-hawk-dead-for-last-3-days/

L!bsofTikTok going ripshit about "the Democrats" being responsible for a GWAR concert is a great reminder that some of the "scariest" people on the right are just unpleasant dorks with bad personalities suffering from some kind of social media attention-based mania.