🍕- dilly

We have a relatively roomy cellar now and my husband set up his dice making stuff there. When he pops up to the flat to grab a thing he needs, it's been pretty fun yelling "Go back to your basement this instant!".

I have no idea what it is or where it came from. I just hear it all. the. time.

“Alright, start with the writing exercise. I‘ll give you… let‘s say six, seven m-“
*at this moment, he knew, he fucked up*
All students, in unison: “SIX SEVEN!“

Had to share this from twitter just because

*NACH, god fucking damnit.

Haha, den Fehler hab ich direkt nacht posten gefunden. :'D

I never would have guessed that my abandoned philosophy bachelor in combination with my computer science education would come in handy like this. Thanks, seminars on logics!

"Mach mal einen..." - "Sex-Check?"
Erste Session btw.
#EinBrüchigesBand

We will be playing DnD… so I guess you are right!

As soon as the sun goes down, we are going to put out all the lights in the rooms facing the street and retreat to the bedroom, so hopefully nobody rings our doorbell for candy.

eww.

I cannot tell you how many tech journalists at prominent media organizations do not understand this

why do so many students write like this without ending their sentences with any punctuation? And then they start a new sentence like this this cant be how they are texting can it (missing question mark)
- sincerely a teacher who is currently marking tests

I enjoy Critical Role.

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

Gute Besserung!

Toxic masculinty 😔

The world is so filled with beauty and wonder and I feel very strongly both that it should be a kinder place to live in and that it is within our power to make it as such

Silksong! Amazing game that was challenging without feeling unfair.
Try it out!

We‘ve come to the suspicion that it‘s the Brigderton playlist.

Du würdest mein Foto hier benutzen, nehme ich an? :‘D

Wild choices of piano renditions at this breakfast buffet: Nothing Else Matters, Smells Like Teen Spirit and Hotel California.

soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet

Lovely Wife has been out of town for less than 48 hours and the speed at which I reverted to “I use the same one bowl and one glass for all meals and simply rinse them in between uses” has been startling. Sad University Boy ever lurks
just below the surface.

My first real holidays without a deadline looming on the horizon.
I really love the feeling of doing fuck all and just browsing in book shops without “guilt“.

Flu and covid booster shot got ☑️

HollowTober - Day 3
Me as Hollow Knight character but like 999999% cooler

👉👈

A screenshot of the protagonist of the game Final Fantasy Tactics A2 on the NintendoDS saying „hehe“.

Picture me like this when I say „hehe“.